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El Lamero

Post subject: That's a Lotta Bull

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:45 am

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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was of
breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign that said "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little farther and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You really could learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go and ask him if it was with the same cow."

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