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PacoLoco
 Post subject: Latinoheat and Handy
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:56 am 
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Take the cure. Please.
http://www.totallytom.com/thecureforgayness.html

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I think Paco has a version of this ....

"I won't get laid ...."
"She's not a woman baby ... she's a man"
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Very funny Your Gayness.

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Your both phucking GAY! Now shut the hell up. :evil:
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Four guys in a bar are arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.
He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.
Well just as they put them up there Latinoheat walks in, and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

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Hey, don't you guys know the difference between gay and being a heterosexual who never gets laid? I'm just asking for semantic precision here, okay? :idea:

I've now met all three of you, and while it's tempting to shout "GAY!" and point a finger, I've also encountered some very nice women in your company, and I have a hard time believing that any of them were "fag-hags." :lol:

You guys crack me up... :lol:

Hey LH... you still seeing that sweet Nana? If not, number please... :D

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Nah ... LH prefers the titless wonder "V" as she is cheap. Formerally he liked the cockroach house infested Hazel .... stretchmarks and all
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Hand-Solo wrote:
Nah ... LH prefers the titless wonder "V" as she is cheap. Formerally he liked the cockroach house infested Hazel .... stretchmarks and all


I guess she could go out and buy fake tits like your wife. :lol:

Yes, El Ciego I still see Vanessa when I'm in town, but I seem to have misplaced her number. :wink:
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Hey Handy yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

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Handy's mama is so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her. :lol:
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Hey...no fat chick jokes, okay?

I dated a chick in high school who was so fat her graduation portrait was an aerial photograph.

Sorry LH, I was confused. If you find that number, share, dang it! :twisted: I felt a certain chemistry with her, to the point that I tried to converse with her aura after she had left the table... :oops: :lol:

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El C .. LH said she couldnt suck soda up a straw her oral skills are so bad.

and Paco .. you are so ugly that when you was born they thew you in the bin cause they thought you was the placenta


and to LH (with our honored member El C chiming in) You are sooo ugly YOU MAKE BLIND K*ds CRY!!!
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I dated a girl so crosseyed that when she cried tears rolled down her back, but she could suck-start a Harley.
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