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Author:  Solamente [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:44 am ]
Post subject:  complete list of sexual....maneuvers
> >Abe Lincoln ? When you're getting a girl up the ass and give her a
swift > >donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You
then > >turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face.
Then, > >you shave her beaver and take the clippings and spread it where you
jizzed > >on her, making a beard that looks like good ol' Honest Abe's. > >
> >

Airtight - This is where a girl has a C*ck in each of her three holes, >
>hence, airtight. In the yapper, the snapper, and the crapper all at the >
>same time. > > > >

Alaskan Firedragon ? A good take off of the Angry Dragon. When a girl is >
>giving you a blowjob, C*m in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth >
>at the same time. Then, whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" so she spews >
>it out her nose. > > > >

Ali - When giving a guy a hummer, start punching his nutsack as if it were >
>a punching bag. > > >
>The Angry Dragon - On the first round of the night, work up an extremely >
>large load during a blowjob. Just before you're about to explode, grab the
> >back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat as possible, >
>causing her to gag on your pint of fluid. The result? She spews it out of >
>her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon. > > > >

Arabian Goggles - A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the >
>satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting >
>the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets. A.k.a. Ray-Bans > > > >

Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch >
>and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. > > >

>B >
>Beef Curtains - The skanked-out remains of the labia after being stretched
> >like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam. A.k.a. Meat Tarp > > > >

The Beetle Clip - You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger >into
> >the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each other. > > >

>The Beverly Hills Whiffer - This move is restricted to those women who >
>think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above >
>description and take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're >
>about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit
>as > >you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to
stick >one > >finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you
while you > >yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now?!" > > > >

The Bismarck - When you've got your dick buried to the hilt in some girl's >
>throat and you pull out to sign her face, then belt her, and smear the >
>blood and C*m together. A.k.a. Jelly Donut > > >

>Blocking the Box - When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick - he's
> >got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load
in > >her, thus preventing you from using that input later. A.k.a. Road
Closed > >Due to Bad Conditions > > > >

The Blumpkin ? When a guy is receiving oral sex while defecating. A.k.a. >
>The Blumpie > > > >
The Boston Cooler - Any form of oral stimulation in which you cleverly >
>conceal ice cubes in you mouth to surprise your partner. > > > >

Bowling Ball - To vaginally penetrate a woman with two fingers while >anally
> >penetrating with another. Like the way a bowler holds a ball. > > > >

The Bucking Bronco - When you're taking a girl doggystyle and just at the >
>moment of climax you reach around, grab her tits as tightly as you can, >
>scream out another girl's name, and enjoy the sensation as she tries to >
>buck you off. A.k.a. The Rodeo > > > >

The Bullwinkle - When you're entering your partner from the rear and you >
>reach up front, wrench her nipples as hard as you can. Put your hands up
>to > >the sides of your head like antlers, and wiggle your fingers and
stick out > >your tongue while emitting a high-pitched moose sound. A.k.a.
The Moose > >

> >C > >
The Camel Clutch - When she's lying on her stomach with you giving it to >
>her from behind and you decide to emulate the Iron Sheik through his >
>signature move, grabbing her underneath the chin and pulling straight back
> >with both hands. > > > >

The Cave-When you blow your load into a girl's mouth and proceed to kick >
>her teeth in, making her mouth look like a cave. > > > >

Cheswick - A penis that is wider than it is long. > > > >
The Chili Dog ? When you take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to >
>titty Phuck her. > > > >
Christmas Turkey Carver - The act of sitting carefully behind your prone >
>partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and >
>ferociously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend
>at > >the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. A.k.a.
> >Machine Gun Kelley > > > >

Choad ? The area between the scrotum and the anus. A.k.a. Grundle, Taint, >
>Tisnt > > > >
Cleveland Steamer - The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a >
>woman while receiving penal pleasure from friction between the mammaries. >
>A.k.a. Hawaiian Muscle Phuck > > > >

The Code of Silence - Anytime you Phuck a girl that's so dirty or ugly that >
>you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll
>kill > >her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you.
> > > >

Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly steaming load outside in the >
>wintertime, like when you get your C*ck sucked on a ski lift. > > > >

Corn Dog ? When you take a hot, burly beershit between a girls tits. Make >
>her smear it all around and then titty Phuck her for a while. Soon, your >
>C*ck will resemble a well-done corn dog. Then, have her suck your big fat >
>corn dog. > > > >

The Coyote - When you wake up the morning after sex with an absolute beast >
>to find that she's sleeping on your arm and rather than have to talk to
>her > >or, god forbid, touch her again, you gnaw your own arm off and leave
it > >there. > > > >

The Crimson Tide - When you're going down on some girl and, to your >
>surprise, the lunar alignment dictates that her monthly flow has just to >
>begun. A.k.a. Bloody Mary >

>D > >
Davy Crockett: A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into >
>your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus wearing your >
>partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. > > > >

Dirty Sanchez - While phucking a girl doggy style, donkey punch her so she >
>is completely unaware of her surroundings. Then, while she is dazed,
>insert > >a finger in her ass and get it all shitty. Then, reach around to
her face > >and give her a shit moustache, a "shitstache" if you will. When
she >regains > >consciousness, she will have no idea where the stinky smell
is coming >from. > >A.k.a. Filthy Sanchez > > > >

The Divot - When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a >
>fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream >
>"Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her. > > > >

The Dog in the Bathtub - The name given to attempting to drop your nuts >
>into a girl's asshole. Aptly named, as it's about the only thing harder >
>than getting a dog into a bathtub. > > > >

The Dolphin - When you're giving it to a girl from behind and you pull out >
>to stuff it in her butt when she turns her head around and whimpers, "Uh >
>Uh, Uh Uh," sounding exactly like a dolphin. > > > >

Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you C*m, >
>sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the >
>head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the
> >girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. > > > >

Double Fishhook - From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky >
>fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration. > > > >

Double Wishbone - The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man >
>inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into
>the > >anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms.
Spitting in > >anus, while optional, is encouraged for future maneuvers. > >
> >

Dutch Oven - Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of >
>ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head. > >
> >

Dutch Treat - The unexpected result of a Dutch oven gone bad. A.k.a. >
>Gambling and Losing > > >
>E > >
The Eiffel Tower - When you and a friend decide to work a girl over >
>together. You get her down on all fours with one of you in her mouth and >
>the other going at it doggy style. From this position you give one another
> >a mighty, two-handed high five, making the entire structure resemble the
> >Eiffel tower. > > >

>F > >
The Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips will >
>swell. A la, the fat lip. > > > >
Felching - A homosexual activity in which one guy fucks another and >
>proceeds to suck his own splooge out of his partner's asshole. > > > >

The Fish Eye - phucking her from behind, you shove your finger in her ass >
>where upon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the >
>hell is going on back there. > > > >

The Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards >
>the pu*sy after you stick your finger up her anus. > > > >Fisnotegut ? A
bad smelling vagina. > > > >

The Flaming Amazon - When you're screwing some chick, right when your >about
> >to C*m, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes
on > >fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz! > > > >

The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her >
>from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to
> >prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long,
> >shrieking howl, much like a camel in distress. > > > >

The Fortune Cookie-After you're done banging some chick, you slip the >
>condom off as you pull out, leaving it in there for the next customer. > >
> > > >

The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your >
>asshole, jerk off like a madman, build up as much pressure as possible >
>before releasing, and spew like a geyser all over her neck, tits, and >
>stomach. > > > >

The Free Willy - When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl >
>unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye >
>out harpoon style. > > > >

Frosting the Cake - When you are about to C*m, blow a load all over her >
>chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the wad around the breasts
>and > >over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing
"Happy > >Birthday." Then blow out the candles. > > > >

Fumilingus - When a man, or woman, performs cunnilingus on a woman and she >
>farts directly in his/her face. > > > >
The Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some trollop who has a mane between >
>her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets >
>lodged in your throat and causes you to smack her one. > > >

>G > >
Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for >
>wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple >
>knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles is required, >
>either on one finger or on multiple. > > > >

Glazed Donut - The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and >
>spoofing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the >
>illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut. > > > >

The Gobstopper - When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about >
>to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and >
>cap you off with her thumb. > > > >

The Golden Shower - Any shape or form of urinating on your partner. A.k.a. >
>Water sports > > > >
Grand Pappy Smash- To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe >
>and bleed. > > > >
Greek - The act of using your glue stick, if you know what I'm saying, and >
>gluing your said partner's eyes closed. > >

> >H > >
High Dive - The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your >
>partner's hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best
>used > >in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous. > > > >

Hodge - To beat another with one's penis. A.k.a. Roscoe > > > >
The Homolick Maneuver - Using your penis to dislodge an object blocking a >
>choking victim's windpipe. > > > >
Hot Lunch - The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth. > >
> >Hot Karl - The act in which a woman sucks the C*ck of the man who was
just > >balls deep in her can. A.k.a. Rusty Anchor > > > >

Hot Karl Candy Cane - A variation of the aforementioned in which the man >
>who is receiving oral C*ck cleaning gives the woman a reach around. > > > >

The Houdini - This maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. >
>As you feel you are about to C*m, you pull out and spit on the small of
>her > >back, making her think you've finished. It's at the point when she
turns > >around when BAM! You bust your load in her face or in the eye if
you've >got > >proper aiming techniques down. > > > >

The Hummer - While sucking on your rod, she emits a low humming noise. The >
>vibrations from her throat make it all too easy to bring her concert to a >
>quick end. > > > >

Hummer Bird - When a girl is giving a guy a hummer and he's enjoying it, >
>she bites down on his bird. > > >
>K >
>Kennebunkport Surprise - The act of covertly filling your cheeks with >
>chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you >
>release it between your partner's legs while chowing box. > > >

>L > >
Lucky Pierre - The middle man in a three-way buttfuck. A.k.a. The French >
>Sandwich. > > > >
Love Gun - Same as the bowling ball except with the pointer and the index >
>finger in vagina and the pinky in the anus. > > >

>M > >
Manroe Transfer - The act when the woman's back and the bed are >
>perpendicular but she is upside down back-to-back with the right-side-up >
>standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man >
>craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper. A.k.a. Samoan Pile >
>Driver > > > >

The Metamucil - When you are going doggy-style on a girl, you give her a >
>donkey > >punch. Then, while she is stunned, you reach into her anus and
pull > >out her large intestine, string it around her neck, and strangle her
to > >the point of passing out. Her passing out causes a tightening of the >
>vaginal canal and a pleasurable sensation. > > > >

Mung - Two people dig up the corpse of the recently deceased. One >undresses
> >the mungee and places his mouth over the labia. The other backs up and
>does > >a running jump onto the corpse's chest. The second person has to
eat > >everything that enters his mouth. > > > >

Mushroom Tattoo - This is the mark that is left a couple of days after >
>receiving a > >particularly firm Roscoe or Hodge. > > > >

Myra ? The female version of the Blumpie. > > > > >
>N >
>New Jersey Meathook - The act of inserting your finger into the ass of
>your > >partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm
muscles >to > >control the consummation rhythm and process. This method
requires >excellent > >restraint and posture. Hunch backing or bending at
the waist is never > >permitted. A.k.a. Oven Stuffer Roaster > > > >

The New York Style Taco-Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on >
>a girl and puke in her box. > > > >
The Nixon - A variation of the Moose in which you give two peace signs as >
>your indication of dominance. Optional: You may yell, "I'm not a crook". >
>This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done. > > >

>O > >
One in the Fridge, One in the Freezer - Another one that requires a >
>partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one in her pu*sy
>and > >another in her butt, and simultaneously trying to reach her uterus
and > >large intestine. > > >

>P > >
The Parade- Sex from behind, standing up, walking around the room, etc. >
>When there's gayness involved it can be a breathtaking chain of 50 or
>more. > > > >

Pasadena Mudslide - Convincing some girl to give you a little ass munching >
>action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of diarrhea and sit there
>and > >laugh as it runs down her face and body. > > > >

Pasta Bar - Get your favorite pasta and while you're eating her out, get >
>her really wet. Then, start shoving the hard pasta up in her. Keep getting
> >the pasta wet, and it will soon soften to the point of edibility. > > > >

Paying the Rent - A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, >
>knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and >
>banging ferociously. > > > >

The Pearl Necklace - When you are enjoying a fine blowjob or titty-fucking >
>session and you happen to leave a line of droplets resembling a string of >
>pearls around her neck. > > > >

Pegging - Having a female take you in the rear with a strap on. > > > >
The Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet >
>enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat >
>sticks to your hog. > > > >

The Pirate Maker - When you're sitting on a girl's face and she's sucking >
>on your nuts, you start poking her in the eye with your C*ck. > > > >

The Purple Mushroom - When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a >
>girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and
> >try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple >
>mushroom. > > >

>R > >
The Ram - When you're attacking her from behind, when you start ramming >her
> >head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall against
> >her head should allow for deeper penetration. > > > >

The Rapunzel - When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging will >
>get a girl to go down on you and you're forced to resort to simply pulling
> >her head down there by the hair. > > > >

The Rear Admiral - When getting a chic from behind, while both partners >are
> >standing, make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is
bent > >over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up
pushing > >her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's
almost as > >much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become
an Admiral > >when you can push her around the room without crashing into
anything and > >not using your hands to grab onto her hips. > > > >

Roman Chinrest - Make a fist with both hands and place them together, >
>knuckles in. > >Now extend your thumbs, first fingers, and pinkies straight
up. The > >point is that you rest your chin on your thumbs with your nose in
> >between your first fingers. Then insert your first fingers into the
girl's > >pu*sy and your pinkies in their ass. > > > > > >

The Rumpledforeskin - When some girl makes you stop phucking her because >she
> >somehow realizes that you don't remember her name, causing you to go
limp. > > > >

The Rusty Trombone ? Receiving a hand job while getting your ass licked. > >
>
>S > >
San Diego Surprise - The act of bringing a girl home and while phucking >her,
> >having a friend in waiting enter the room naked in hopes of a consensual
> >threesome. Named by Navy guys stationed in San Diego. Rumored to work
>about > >one third of the time. > > > >

Sandpiper - A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground >
>sandbox. A.k.a. Sandblast > > > >
Scabby D - The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry >
>phucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all >
>sexual accidents. > > > >

The Screwnicorn - When a lesbian puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead >
>and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. > > > >

Shanghai Shampoo - Phuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough >
>to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair and rub it in thoroughly. When it
> >dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey. >
> > >

The Shocker - When you're fingering a girl and decide to give her a >
>surprise, so you insert a digit or two into her asshole. > > > >The Six
Pack - When performing the Shocker and you attempt to carry the > >girl
around similar to the way you would a six pack. > > > >

The Skull Phuck - The act of removing a person's eye, unless you really >luck
> >out and find someone who's already lost one, and phucking the gaping whole
> >left in its place. > > > >

Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her >
>enormous stomach roll of fat over your head. > > > >

Slimy Snachita - Basically the same concept as the Dirty Sanchez. Instead >
>of shit, get your finger all bloody, she has to be on the rag, and she >
>won't know anything is wrong until the morning when she awakes with a >
>crusty > >dry-blood moustache. > > > >

Snow Balling - Occurs when some chick takes your load in her mouth and has >
>the audacity to come up and try to kiss you while it's still in there. >
>A.k.a. Dirty Snowball if she's kisses someone else. > > >

>The Snowmobile - Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all >
>fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. > > > >

The Stinky Pinky - When you're going at it from the back and you insert a >
>pinky finger in along side your member or in her butt, reach around front,
> >and plunge it so far into her nostril that it tilts her head back. > > >
>

Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes >
>of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. > >
> >

The Stranger - When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much >so
> >you sit on your opposite hand until it falls asleep, giving the sensation
> >of someone else doing it. > > > >

The Strangerette ? Performing the Stranger with painted fingernails. > > > >

Stovepiping - Taking it in the butt. > > > >
Squick - To drill a hole in a dead person's skull and Phuck it. > > > >
Spanish Inquisition - This is kind of like the Snowmobile. While phucking a >
>woman in the ass, grab her arms and bring them up behind her, arching her >
>back. Then yell, "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition." For some >
>variation, add a Donkey Punch. > > >

>T > >
Tea Bagging - When she takes your whole scrotum into her mouth and holds >it
> >there like a tea bag in a cup of hot water. Feel free to dunk your tea
bag > >in and out. > > > > > >

Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl >
>and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. >
>An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting >
>the cheeks on your head she farts on it too. > > > >

The Throne of Lightning - This is done by phucking a girl while you shit in >
>a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her >
>head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd, plummet a river of >
>semen in her ass. > > > >

Toboggan - When you attack from behind on your partner, push them and then >
>ride them down the stairs like a toboggan sled. > > > >

Tony Danza - A takeoff on the Donkey Punch is called the Tony Danza. When >
>you are about to C*m while doing a girl from behind, you say, "Who's the >
>boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY >
>DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head. > > > >

Topeka Destroyer - The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head >
>while receiving fellatio. A.k.a. Cold Lunch > > > >

Tossing Salad - Licking another's anus, sometimes with condiments. A.k.a. >
>Rim Job, Anal Tongue Darts > > > >
Turkey Shoot - When you're cumming, come on her face and let it drip off >
>her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin. > > > >

The Twinkler - When you are 69ing a girl and you shove your dick into her >
>mouth hard, and you watch her bung-hole pucker up and "twinkle" as she >
>gags. > > >

>W > >
The Walrus ? When she's giving you a blowjob and you C*m in her mouth >
>unexpectedly, cover up her mouth and punch her in the stomach, forcing the
> >C*m out of her nose. The jizz will run down her face like walrus tusks >
> > >

Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb >
>is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, >
>Western. > > > >

The Wet Burrito - Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, only performed with your >
>own ball sweat. > > > >
The Woody Woodpecker - When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head >
>of your C*ck on her forehead. > > >
>V > >
Valsalva - The act of pinching shut, with thumb and forefinger, a woman's >
>nose while receiving fellatio. Most effective when employed just prior to >
>the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman
> >is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it
sets > >the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward. >
> > >

Vegetarian Hot Lunch - A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner >
>stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing, for >
>texture, is possible, but no actual contact with the actual product
>occurs. > >A.k.a. Dental Dam, Glass Bottom Boat > > >

>The Volcano - Blow your load on someone's ass crack. Then, wait for them
>to > >fart and cause the C*m to spurt out. > > > > > >

The Triple Crown - Any three of the above events performed upon the same >
>person. > > > >
The Hat Trick - Any three of the above events performed over the course of >
>a single evening. > > > >
The Technical Knockout (TKO) - Any three of the above events performed >upon
> >the same person over the course of a single evening. > > > >

The Clean Sweep - Any four of the above events performed upon the same >
>person. > > > >
The Grand Slam - Any four of the above events performed over the course of >
>a single evening. > > > >
The Rape and Pillage-Any four of the above events performed upon the same >
>person over the course of a single evening
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