Wit, you forgot the correct way to dry. 5 minutes in the dryer will do wonders to fluffy.
Do not use gas dryers unless you want a black pu*sy comming out. 
I suppose wheir going to get all the animal lovers on our ass now. 
Lionking
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| Author: | Witling [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Toilet washing your cat. |
Let me preface this by saying I HATE CATS! Unfortunately I have one. I found him crying in the wet bushes as a kitten and brought the worthless pile of fur home. That was 9 years ago. He's rapidly approaching the record for my longest relationship. Sad, very sad. Anyway, a former co-worker sent this to me today. How to Toilet Wash Your Cat 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to sit on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog |
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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:10 pm ] |
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Quote: Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
hahahahahahaha........ |
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| Author: | Circus [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:31 pm ] |
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YO Wit: Good suggestion. I get way too many fur balls in the washing machine and Shitass is drunk for a couple of hours after the spin cycle. Hell, she's the only pu*sy around here that will suck my toe so I have to keep her clean. |
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:37 pm ] |
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Wit thats mean I am a cat owner too but would not go to that extent....although very funny.... |
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| Author: | LionKing [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Kitty Dryer |
Wit, you forgot the correct way to dry. 5 minutes in the dryer will do wonders to fluffy. Do not use gas dryers unless you want a black pu*sy comming out. I suppose wheir going to get all the animal lovers on our ass now.
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:00 am ] |
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Boy..... I sure hope that no members of P.E.T.A. are reading this thread ! 
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| Author: | Redman69 [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:24 pm ] |
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The cat is actualy enjoying this. Is that suppose to be the joke? |
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| Author: | TimBones [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:55 pm ] |
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I laugh so hard I think coughed up a fur ball. I am off to buy a cat and tackle that dirty smelly crapper at last. 
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| Author: | Maboman [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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Oh Jeez I needed that laugh 
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