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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they spread!"

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Was she 5'10" and 200lbs?

OUCH !!!!!!!!!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

she would 200lbs plus one ounce after giving EC a bbbjtc purra gatitas

If you illiterates had actually read about the Big Blondie in the other thread, you'll remember that despite a lot of alcohol, she did not indeed spread those meaty thighs to admit the Little White Cane.

And Florida... the way I was feeling, she would have weighed 200 pounds 15 ounces after the BBBJTCIMWS&gargle.





Shi'ite! I really need to get my sorry blind self back to C.R.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Good one El C. That reminds me:

A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
"Sure, why?"
"Well you'd better get over there, you're about to C*m!"

purrra gatitas