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Two gay men decided to have a baby. They mixed their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born, they rushed to the hospital. A dozen Babi*s
were in the ward, eleven of whom were crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one was smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy Ch*ld as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" one says to the other. "All these unhappy
Ch*ldren and ours is so happy?"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now.
But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."

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Muff

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Stop stealing my material Muff,
I wrote that joke last week for my friend LH- https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=10182

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I just got it from a local friend of mine.... it's amazing how the sick stuff gets around.... sorry 'bout that!
But I think you're pulling my chain....

Muff

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Muff

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Sorry Muff, but he's not pulling your chain. Here's Paco's post from February 11:
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Latinoheat and his boyfriend decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.

So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.

Nine months later, the two fags are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the Babi*s are crying and screaming except for theirs.

"Wow," Latinoheat says, "Our boy is the most well behaved one in here."

A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."
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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Thank goodness I can keep my chain intact!
Weird world when jokes get passed around over time.
I did mean well.

Muff

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Muff

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Of course you did. We still love you !!!! (sniffle, sniffle)....

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

And if someone tells me they already knew it.... I'm killing myself (NOT!)


I'm gone for the day... time to go meet a few pals for HH at the Cabaret and play with some tetas for a while.

"Ya' all be good now, here...."

Muffy the vampire eater (female only need apply)

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Muff

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El C , This amazon lady moved next door to me years ago. She was single, 2 K*D, 5 feet 11 inche tall 175 lbs,pretty in the face, really nice dark tan. She would mow her lawn in a skimpy halter top and some short dazy duke shorts. All the ladies talked about her because her beer gut really hung out while she was on her riding mower. She had a bud in her hand at all times after work. One night she came over about 11 pm and ask for a beer, I invited her in and we kicked a few back. We were in the sack shortly there after . I phucked her on and off for a few years and you no what. She was probaly the best Phuck buddy I have ever had and guess what, that beer gut of hers would flaten right out when she laid on her back.

Was this a trailer park?

Lionking

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