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Some wishes for V-day for the LAL guys
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Author:  Hand-Solo [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Some wishes for V-day for the LAL guys
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:03 pm ]
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Handu the Mastubator, pudding and pie,
Slapped the girls and made them cry;
When the boys came out to play,
Handu the Mastubator turned out to be gay.
Author:  Hand-Solo [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:23 pm ]
Post subject: 
LH Love Poem

Latinoheat so cheap and hairy
all of the chicas think his pene is scary
Not scary long, not scary wide
but scary of the stuff that will come from inside

So he looks for the uglies,
all past their prime
and for all their trouble
he'll pay no more than a dime

Paco Poem
Paco Paco
he's their man
In fact some one his girls
COULD be a man

He sleeps with Florida
Those lovebirds they are
and drink baileys and smirinoff
they need a pink car
Author:  Raw [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:09 pm ]
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pu*sy is sweet, so is honey, beat your meat, and save your money.
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