Did you know what Latino Heat said to Paco when he found out he was gay?
Damn, I knew there was a reason your dick tasted like shit!!!
Sorry guys, could not resist
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:11 pm ] |
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Latinoheat was speeding through downtown in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place so I don't miss this meeting I will go to Church every Sunday from now on and give up drinking." Miraculously, a parking space appeared before him. Latinoheat looked up again and said "Never mind! I found one." |
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| Author: | Latinoheat69 [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:44 pm ] |
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At a local dance in San Jose, PacoLoco from America asked the girl from San Jose to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "AYYYY, in San Jose, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "AYYYY, in San Jose, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "AYYYY in San Jose, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it." |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:42 pm ] |
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Latinoheat and his cousin were lying in bed one evening at the family farm; she was reading her Playgirl, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his horny, overweight cousin with a confused look on her face. About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell." |
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| Author: | Latinoheat69 [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:08 pm ] |
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PacoLoco stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in San Jose. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" PacoLoco, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"! The next morning, PacoLoco returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins." |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:52 am ] |
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Latinoheat and his boyfriend decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible. So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs. Nine months later, the two fags are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the Babi*s are crying and screaming except for theirs. "Wow," Latinoheat says, "Our boy is the most well behaved one in here." A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass." |
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| Author: | Hank Daman [ Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:28 pm ] |
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Did you know what Latino Heat said to Paco when he found out he was gay? Damn, I knew there was a reason your dick tasted like shit!!! Sorry guys, could not resist
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