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A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the
window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and
big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess,
who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to
ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your
mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out
on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."

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The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Good ol' Southwest, can never seem to land their planes on time for me, but at least they hire good staff

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. he bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has
the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 from us?"

The blonde replies..."That's simple, where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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Respectfully,

Muff

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