Very Nice !!!
We need to put this in "questionaire" form, and paste it in the Newbie section to help them with their initial BM negotiations!
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| Author: | Wizard [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Pre-Booty Call contract |
Here is a real email from the recently released enron email. I wonder if it can be adapted for "other" situations. ENRON EMAIL CORPUS [new search] user pass [Back to search results for booty call in message subject] [Jump to annotations for this message.] From: Matthew Lenhart <matthew.lenhart@enron.com> To: tlenhart@corealty.com, Jay Reitmeyer <jay.reitmeyer@enron.com> Cc: Bcc: Date: 14 Aug 2000 03:02 PDT Subject: FW: Booty Call Agreement ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 08/14/2000 10:01 AM --------------------------- "Marcantel MM (Mitch)" on 08/14/2000 08:38:36 AM To: "'Chad.Landry@enron.com'" , "'Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com'" cc: Subject: FW: Booty Call Agreement Ice! THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT >>> > This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the >>>"Agreement") >>> > is >>> > entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2000, by >>> > _______________________, between ____________ and ______________. >>>THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: >>>1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat >>> it in the morning. >>> >>>2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the >>> events of the evening. >>> >>>3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about. >>> >>>4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed. >>> >>>5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? >>> Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. >>> >>>6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the >>> "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one- >>>time advanced arrangement. >>> >>>7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good. >>> >>>8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. >>> >>>9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none >>> of your damn business. >>> >>>10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not >>> friends, just sex buddies. >>> >>>11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be >>> offended. >>> >>>12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything >>> behind when you leave. >>> >>>13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass >>> up and go home. >>> >>>14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't >>> care. >>> >>>15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. >>> >>>16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My >>> roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." >>> >>>17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the >>> hell out! >>> >>>18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I >>> don't want to look at you, just Phuck you. >>> >>>19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't >>> keep calling. >>> >>>20. The most important one -- no condoms, no phucking. Carry your ass >>> home. >>> >>>21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. >>> >>>22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking >>> for your ass. >>> >>> >>> *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** >>> >>> The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of >>> the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any >>> terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null >>> and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and >>> deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all >>> communications until your silly ass understands the rules. >>> >>> Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ >>> Date:________________ >>> >>> Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ >>> Date:________________ Annotations This message has no annotations. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Categories Category Frequency Assigned by |
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:03 pm ] |
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Very Nice !!! We need to put this in "questionaire" form, and paste it in the Newbie section to help them with their initial BM negotiations!
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