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Dean seemed like a cool member until we discover he's from Chicago, so the jury's still out.
Spring-Fall, monger-puta relationships, can they work?
Last Post Wins breaks 100,000 views this weekend. 14,000 views in the past 28 days, how is that even possible? Still no winner.
Cujo's heterosexuality comes into question
Members still getting RFMs, Western Union stock is up
A Josie debate ends when he has nothing left but Mac jokes
Classified section takes off even though we don't have one: Apt. for rent, Cell phones and a knock-off A Team Van for sale, and Maid service means maid service you dumbasses.
Bluecoyote steps in after a long absence to address the HLH mop fiasco. Hopefully a photoshop of Pamela spread eagle will replace the mop.
Fish taco in Jaco still rules, go get you one
PR and GR report a buyer's market in Sosua and some lousy Brit working Eli. Wish I was there.

This weeks helpful hint: Don't leave your passport lying around for the wife to find, K*ds to tear up, or your dog to chew on.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Don't forget that Billy Mays is selling the van!

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The Eveing Gulch
Paco-still coughing up smog- Editor
Nh Olsen reporter
Todays news
Bed smasher told ever one how big his dick is
Another guy has knocked up a nice honest girl from Del Ray a June 2010
wedding is planed pending DNA hold on to your gifts
Greengo is the new resteraunt reviewer???? Good luck with the directions
Sappyfloridadude I will dig into this story....
PR is black from DR
Some guy asked about A PI in smack talk???? good place to get answers
I did see a PI on CL CR in the girls section is it him?????
sports I think CR lost to someone?
Ricky Henderson I know he is rich but he is dumb
The weather
Look out your window
Tonights news was sponsored buy the Interbus on-line reservation page
Question of the day?
How many dergees is San Jose from the equator?
That is all

The jury has come to a finacial decision. NOT GUILTY. "I don't how it happened" so he says, "But, I am happy they have come to see that I am just an honest, patriotic American, just happy to be a part of this beautiful system we have in Jamaica, oops, were you asking about my favorite Banks . (Jamerica, I am resolved from further prostitution (not again, prosecution, is it similar):?:.

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Cujo is going off on Steven 1
film at 11
In other news
You can go to the Dominican Republic and finger a girl in a bar
Vagas Bob has called Lee ???? Will Lee give up the plant?
Big birthday party coming up good week to be in town
Spanky has posted so great pics and a short film
The weather mostly bus fumes with a chance of cigar smoke
The market
Pork bellies way up
HDR making renovations hold untill they reinvest in new bedding
HLH a good buy they have new mops
Relex time to sell
Todays Question
What is the definition of tonto

Tica of the week is now bi-tica of the week..

Del Ray Post
Editor-in -Chief Lee
Nh Plant reporter..
This report brought to You by Hostel Marr.... a great place to stay in down town San Jose .... Fine roons with on-site self defence classes
Todays news
JOsie posted a prefect plan on how to wipe out La Amistad
Guess he does not like the place
Now for sports
Squidy's new Wiffle ball tean The Morazan Maullers are 0-17
but spike TV wants them for a roller derby team .... Think of that
To all the brotherhood of CRT have a blast on your next trip
Make some news but only good news
Question .... Do you have your bag packed for LD allready

The San Jose Sun Times Herald Post Globe Today
NhOlsen reporter
Paco Loco Editor-in-chief... I think
Spanky staff photographer
Slow news day but we are working on some breaking news at this time
Traffic If you are stuck in it is bad....If not who cares
The news room is having problems with the fead from Colombia about a fire at some nice hotel on a hill
Todays news sponsored by Prince Spaggetti
James Bond is at Del Ray snapping photos with his double secret camera that looks like a cell phone
Do not forget that the 15th is dia de las madres got that GYPSY
Todays Question What day is mothers day in Costa Rica

The Train Wreak Shopper
Paco-I -Don't Like Riding the Metro in MDE-Editor-in -Chief
Nholsen ...From the news desk????
This weeks news
Date line San Jose
Paving is taking place and traffic is a mess
The new commuter train is a big suck cess now the train goes by La Amista... 3 times a day and it only hit one car?
Del Ray is sending the fatties to KL
Labor day is 127 days away an it does not look good for the new guys
Some guy fell in love on his first trip BIG TIME .... but he has game in the states
El Ciego has the Mrs repacking his bags every few hours?
Anal Lube is no where to be found for it is a cure for the gripe
Todays Question???? In what year did Costa Rica get rid of the army???
First Rite answer get a free side of cole slaw at JR's

December 1, 1948

"On December 1, 1948, President José Figueres Ferrer of Costa Rica abolished the country's army after victory in the civil war in that year.[1] In a ceremony in the Cuartel Bellavista, Figueres broke a wall with a mallet symbolizing the end of Costa Rica's military spirit. In 1949, the abolition of the military was introduced in Article 12 of the Costa Rican Constitution.
José Figueres Ferrer breaking a wall of the Cuartel Bellavista symbolizing the abolition of the Military.

The budget previously dedicated to the military now is dedicated to security, education and culture; the country maintains Police Guard forces. The museum Museo Nacional de Costa Rica was placed in the Cuartel Bellavista as a symbol of commitment to culture.

In 1986, President Oscar Arias Sánchez declared December 1 as the Día de la Abolición del Ejército (Military abolition day) with Law #8115.

Unlike its neighbors, Costa Rica has not endured a civil war since 1948."

Source http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Costa_Rica

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were you a member

No I was to old for military service.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

The Park Morazan Free Press
Paco Editor - in - Chief
NhDean reporting
This just in
Chica Arlyn was seen holding a lubed up bowling pin?
She has plans for a Labor Day pay day
Other news
There is none
The weather same as Hoy
In gossip.... some changes to the staff at esportman

This weeks headlines brought to you by:
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New sign spotted at HDR: "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear, Heifer parking across the street"
Hotel Amistad gets a bad review, no wait it was Orbitz fault... will they still iron my shirts?
Don't risk taking a chica to la playa, for a good time take Nhhank instead his number is on the mens room wall at Esportsmans
Sausagefest weekend kills buyer's market
Berketa2302 requests baby shower gift ideas
Maid tipping discussion- somewhere between 0.00 and 75.00 is the norm
As if walking while gringo wasn't dangerous enough, now driving while gringo makes you a target
VB discovers the countrys best pizza but is it better than the PriceSmart snack bar?
Members expanding horizons: readying passports for Rio, Colombia, LOS and Sosua
Speaking of Rio, Helpe Disco closed permanently again, no wait it's still open

In sports news RedSox fans were pissed, Vick has a job, Favre out of retirement (again) and a 40 million dollar HD scoreboard is hanging too damn low

Today's trivia: WTF does guaperia mean?

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

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