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Sometimes it's best to surrender physical control so you can ease your own panic and remember better the details of the situation. Nobody but Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris--play him and lose everything...or say, "yessir, nosir, three bags full sir?" and live to live another day. This notion works against everything that is deemed manly, but you can get yours on the backend (legal process)...or some simple sh!t will blow the MF away, yes?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

WTF????




Geez Jazzbloww... come out of the closet already!!!

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Memo to Phonics Resurgent aka Leader of the Wacka-Wacka Corps: I'm secure in my sexual identity. Usually those who are the most vocal are the least confident, the least knowledgeable. Ever had your hair pulled back and a pistol stuck in your face? I thought not. Have a nice day.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Not sure PR has enough hair left for you to pull, but aren't deadly threats against fellow members still against the rules here? Jeesh.

Threat? I just thought Jazz was describing his first homosexual encounter!

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thats absolutely a threat

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Maybe so, or is he fantasizing about an encounter with you? Sounds like it won't be consensual!

Hmmm..

Upon further reflection..

You may be right

Since this is only his first offense, I don't recommend a permanent BAN, but I recommend JazzbroCR to be put into a 60 day "timeout" from posting.


all in favor say, AYE

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now, now, now! Many's the time I've tugged on a chica's hair while 'pistoling' them forward in la boca! It is hardly a bannable offense.

I believe the question to PR was: what side of the pistol are you accustomed to be?

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That was phrased very badly and, for the record, was not a threat to anybody nor a disguised homoerotic comment either. I was robbed at an ATM that way about a decade ago, but can't explain even to myself why I related it so poorly here nor the relevance to this Thread's slagging of me. I think some are being overly sensitive to non-existent threats but I did bring this part of it on myself. To PR and others: continue the bitchfest.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

So was it that incident that caused you to lose the mullet?

Sorry to hear that Jazz. Just robbed? Or Ass raped as well? I guess the reverse ATM code trick didn't work then?

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If you want the ass raping, you need to enter 3 sequential prime numbers immediately following your PIN.

Unfortunately, Dwarf fingers are too pudgy to type fast enough, so I cannot attest to the quality of the service.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

I remember reading this line from the plot synopsis on the back of the movie box for Deliverance... or was it Brokeback Mountain.

I love a good "Gay Sheepboy's In Bondage" movie.

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bet he squealed like a pig

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riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood