Sorry guys......... I just came across this and I know it is late, but I thought that I might add to the thread. I hope that you like it.
LT
That this is why we come here….(A newbee perspective of the Del Rey if Dr. Seuss were to visit)
All of us members have been the new guy
We Read of the posts and ask, “I wonder why?â€
These men, they travel so far for sex
Some guys have not even, left their X
We study all night
Our crotch getting tight
But finally we know a direction to steer
This is why, we will come here
For some, it’s time to get a passport
For others, they come to make it a sport
With Admin’s control
We do as we’re told
To post you must follow the gentleman’s rule
But the trip reports can easily make you drule
We honor the code, with our first post we fear
And know That This is why we come here
We have looked and read and done our research
A response comes back!!!!!!!, . “Didn’t you Search????????â€
With humble dismay
I hope and I pray
That although I knew
Cause they left me a clue
The efforts would have made things so clear
That this is why we come here
We read of the need for a wingman
But we have traveled and can’t understand
As a newbee, we book our first trip
Longing to watch, a latina unzip
A sip of our beer and we know it is clear
That this is why we come here
We wonder which hotel there is we should book
Close to the action is what I took
Some say the Del Rey
With all its dismay
But from what we have read
What the members have said
That this place can change about any queer
And that is why we come here
That day of the trip will arrive
We wonder “Will we Survive?â€
This city called San Jose
I admit that I am willing to say
It is not what I thought
For all of the stuff that I brought
The sky is not very clear
But that is not why we come here
I walk over to the Del Rey
A girl asks me “Where do you Stay?â€
So then she asks, “You looking for me?â€
Uncomfortable I say “That I have to pee!!!â€
I wished that I had not drank that beer
But That this is why you come here
On the way to the mensroom, I run through the gauntlet
With all the attention I fear for my bracelet
A grab of my crotch, a pinch of my ass
At first I wonder, “Are these girls smoking grass?â€
Finally reprieve, I make my way clear
Now I understand, that is why you come here.
Myself now relieved I realize
These women will not read me, by seeing my eyes
The look on my face, I try to control
But these women they come, with such high a toll
I ask one girl, how much for a B.B.B.J.
She says “Cienâ€, I ask “What’d you say?â€
She said, â€Let me make myself perfectly clearâ€
That this is why you men come here
I agree to a 2 hour session
I figured she’ll teach me some kind of lesson
We enter the room where she says “Honeyâ€
First you pay me all of the money
I tell her I’ll leave it out and under the beer
And think of her, that is why you come here
To the bathroom she runs to go and undress
While I wait on the bed sitting in distress
She walks out the door and damn is she hot
Her tities,…….. her ass……..her panties in a knot
The next thing I know I hear her phone ring
She walk off and I question “What’s up with our flingâ€
She said that her K*D has become very ill
She says that our session is delayed but on still
I find that my patience is starting to weir
But remember that, this is why we come here
Her panties come off and man it is nice
But her reactions for some reason, are as cold as ice
She works on me but with mostly her hand
This approach is something that I can’t understand
Again I hear a ring in the distance on the phone
She takes her hand off and releases my bone
Within a few minutes, my wood falls
Next sets a bad case, of aching blue balls
I once thought this girl was some kind of a Dear
And remember that this is why she came here
She finally joins me back in the bed
My face showed all that needed to be said
She knew that my mood was do not disturb
I told her that she could just hit the curb
She claimed her family was in a rut
I said, “I didn’t even get a nut!â€
She said “At least give me money for taxi fareâ€
I said “I really don’t phucking careâ€
She left and slammed the door closed
On the floor I noticed, all of my clothes
I decided to freshen myself up once more
I came here in search of a Del Rey whore
With time still left in this too short day
I head back up, to the Del Rey
To me one thing is perfectly clear
That place is why we all come here
LT
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