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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:36 am 
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Let me to tell you about them Del Rey Chica’s

They be sweet ole souls

They got little tight pussies & big brown assh*les

They got nibbles like plums

And juice between their legs

They call Ju-Ji-Jum

Well taste like Jelly & Smells like Jam

IT'S A STICKY MOTHERF*CKER

But It's Good.....G*d-Damn


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I nominate The Slut's poem on Circus, pretty damn funny.

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Be nice this is my first poem....



This being my first attempt at a nursery rhyme

I make it about Costa Rica,.. my favorite of all time

From sportsman I run to the Del Ray with some alarm

Getrythme is already there using his charm

No girls for the rest of us if he gets there first

Fore one is not enough ….he has a mighty thirst

Not to worry I’m told we have all you could need

There is one thing I really must know before I do the deed

Please tell me the ones that are not clean , I ask, I beg and I plead

Seems there something going around down here that none of us need

You have nothing to fear these girls are clean

I know this for a fact a Doctor they have all seen

Seems the word on the street has had me worried for no reason

Its time to start my hunt and chicas are back in season

I pick out my target and get there first or tenth it really matters not

She’s new and fresh and smoking hot

Afterwards in the bar I have a few rounds

Its time to head off to another hunting ground

As I leave the Del Ray I hear the Colombiana’s say, ..that gingo is funny

Hard as I tried I could not get all his money.

On the plane as I head towards the states ..I hear some gringo complain and bitch

What the hell is wrong, what is making my C*ck itch.

Seems the word on the street is not always so wrong

I now have a Doctor fixing my schlong


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Xman... I hear that banjo music from movie the Deliverance in the background when I read your rhyme.

Way to go you hobo.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:17 pm 
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I once vacationed with Chi trekker in Jaco
He was looking for a whore for the price of a taco

Every girl we talked to would leave in a huff
Seems Chi_trekker just wasn’t willing to pay enough

I can get this one for that much …I can get that one for this
By the end of the night we were truly pissed

Girls would come and girls would go
The price he would offer was always too low

Later that night one of the girls said to me
Tell you friend girls in Jaco are not for free

By the end of a night "Chief Wet Blanket" Chi was called
By our lack of women we were truly appalled

After this time our company was parted
Chef Wet Blanket could stop a party before it got started

But of all the Chiefs of Indian lore
I’m sure CWB is the biggest whore

The next day brought a smile to the old chief ‘s face
The girl he’d been looking for was there at our place

Smiles and fun now having was the chief
The change in his attitude was beyond belief

So to Chi_trekker I will toast and raise my glass
I will never hang with you when I’m searching for chica ass.


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OK... you got me Xman. Good one.

I'm like the Scrooge down here. Girls ask me for a cien and I say just retort with "baaaah humbug." Seriously, I'm a IT consultant and my bill rate is slightly lower than $100 per hour. Why should I pay her anything near that?

Fun hanging with you in Jaco too... I'm still having problems sleeping at night due to flash-backs of you chasing me out of your room naked. What a scary sight!!! In time, I'm hope they will dissapate. :wink:

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I've been waiting for you to see this and you shouldn't have been in my room. When I'm in CR I go kind of crazy anything in my room is liable to get phucked. :lol: (just kidding everybody) :wink:


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Ode to a Fallen Wingman ( Insert Appropriate Name Here):


With my buddy I go to CR to find Chicas to Phuck
Lately things have changed I’m shit out of luck

During the last trip My buddy’s was no where to be found
There is always the same chica hanging around

To the M Club he goes happy and content
His gasm’s for free now will be spent

Soon he will find exactly how free his nuts are
It will come to him while they are shopping to buy her a car

He seems so pleased and happy in his new role
The little boss is now charge and exercising complete control

Now his actions and words all conflict
Seems this chica is leading him around by his dick

The change is huge but there is one good thing about it
He explains, the blowjobs and pu*sy are as good as all those other guys touted

Christmas presents for him this year are easy
With his new manner and actions it just can’t be sleazy

After long thought I have decided what to get him
A container for his testicles so his chica can keep them in

To be examined by everyone on her mantle it will now sit
Because if he exercise some fee will she will have a fit

She goes to work at the Del Ray when he is not there
While he’s out of the country seems all is fair

In his mind he will rationalize her actions when told
She will suck him and Phuck him until he is sold

He will find that even with all his knowledge and moxy
All these girls are whores just some by proxy

Until then my friend is gone and on my trips now I am alone
To get over it I guess I will have to find a Colombiana to bone


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Why doth the swain accept the pain
of maiden's constant hassle?
The answer lies between her thighs
Two inches from her ass'le.


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Ruffnutz wrote:
Sparky was this fella's name
Dated receptionists and whores all the same
Thought he'd never get bored
Til he got chased with a sword
Now he's married, pu*sy-whipped and tame


Ruffnutz


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Ok, sue me, I just couldn't help it...

Rolltide fell for a puta, now he's missin' her.
He got mad at some vets, cuz they dissin' her
some members called his slut a whore
So he said Phuck THAT, no more!!
Bet he'll taste CRT man-chowder next time he's kissin' her



Whatever happened to the ZB session for this?!?

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Ruffnutz wrote:
Ok, sue me, I just couldn't help it...

Rolltide fell for a puta, now he's missin' her.
He got mad at some vets, cuz they dissin' her
some members called his slut a whore
So he said Phuck THAT, no more!!
Bet he'll taste CRT man-chowder next time he's kissin' her



Whatever happened to the ZB session for this?!?


I can't decide if it's this one or Ruffnutz entirely tasteless one about El Ciego, but both had me fall out of my chair and catch a gaze from my boss. I know with whom my vote lies.

Chowder.. brilliant...


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:54 pm 
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Sorry guys......... I just came across this and I know it is late, but I thought that I might add to the thread. I hope that you like it.

LT

That this is why we come here….(A newbee perspective of the Del Rey if Dr. Seuss were to visit)

All of us members have been the new guy
We Read of the posts and ask, “I wonder why?”
These men, they travel so far for sex
Some guys have not even, left their X
We study all night
Our crotch getting tight
But finally we know a direction to steer
This is why, we will come here

For some, it’s time to get a passport
For others, they come to make it a sport
With Admin’s control
We do as we’re told
To post you must follow the gentleman’s rule
But the trip reports can easily make you drule
We honor the code, with our first post we fear
And know That This is why we come here

We have looked and read and done our research
A response comes back!!!!!!!, . “Didn’t you Search????????”
With humble dismay
I hope and I pray
That although I knew
Cause they left me a clue
The efforts would have made things so clear
That this is why we come here

We read of the need for a wingman
But we have traveled and can’t understand
As a newbee, we book our first trip
Longing to watch, a latina unzip
A sip of our beer and we know it is clear
That this is why we come here

We wonder which hotel there is we should book
Close to the action is what I took
Some say the Del Rey
With all its dismay
But from what we have read
What the members have said
That this place can change about any queer
And that is why we come here

That day of the trip will arrive
We wonder “Will we Survive?”
This city called San Jose
I admit that I am willing to say
It is not what I thought
For all of the stuff that I brought
The sky is not very clear
But that is not why we come here

I walk over to the Del Rey
A girl asks me “Where do you Stay?”
So then she asks, “You looking for me?”
Uncomfortable I say “That I have to pee!!!”
I wished that I had not drank that beer
But That this is why you come here

On the way to the mensroom, I run through the gauntlet
With all the attention I fear for my bracelet
A grab of my crotch, a pinch of my ass
At first I wonder, “Are these girls smoking grass?”
Finally reprieve, I make my way clear
Now I understand, that is why you come here.

Myself now relieved I realize
These women will not read me, by seeing my eyes
The look on my face, I try to control
But these women they come, with such high a toll
I ask one girl, how much for a B.B.B.J.
She says “Cien”, I ask “What’d you say?”
She said, ”Let me make myself perfectly clear”
That this is why you men come here

I agree to a 2 hour session
I figured she’ll teach me some kind of lesson
We enter the room where she says “Honey”
First you pay me all of the money
I tell her I’ll leave it out and under the beer
And think of her, that is why you come here

To the bathroom she runs to go and undress
While I wait on the bed sitting in distress
She walks out the door and damn is she hot
Her tities,…….. her ass……..her panties in a knot
The next thing I know I hear her phone ring
She walk off and I question “What’s up with our fling”
She said that her K*D has become very ill
She says that our session is delayed but on still
I find that my patience is starting to weir
But remember that, this is why we come here

Her panties come off and man it is nice
But her reactions for some reason, are as cold as ice
She works on me but with mostly her hand
This approach is something that I can’t understand
Again I hear a ring in the distance on the phone
She takes her hand off and releases my bone
Within a few minutes, my wood falls
Next sets a bad case, of aching blue balls
I once thought this girl was some kind of a Dear
And remember that this is why she came here

She finally joins me back in the bed
My face showed all that needed to be said
She knew that my mood was do not disturb
I told her that she could just hit the curb
She claimed her family was in a rut
I said, “I didn’t even get a nut!”
She said “At least give me money for taxi fare”
I said “I really don’t phucking care”
She left and slammed the door closed
On the floor I noticed, all of my clothes
I decided to freshen myself up once more
I came here in search of a Del Rey whore
With time still left in this too short day
I head back up, to the Del Rey

To me one thing is perfectly clear
That place is why we all come here

LT


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:16 am 
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To me one thing is perfectly clear
That place is why we all come here

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BRAVO!!!! BRAVO!!!!!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:11 pm 
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GetRhythm wrote:
Pan T Dropper wrote:
The king of male sluts, his name is Get Rhythm
with mutliple girls is how he likes to jizzum
however now he cant nut
unless there's a finger in his butt
we hope that is all he allows in him.


Double OUCH!!!!

Actually bro, that hasn't happened since the heyday of Melanie at ZB - these days my finger goes in their butts... :twisted:


was reminiscing....

Hey GR, I'd be prepared to play defense in Rio, these girls have been known for this....


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