www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Check out the G3 stuff. First heard it in some shit bar on Soi 6 and damn it rocked.

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Bullshit Spanky it was some shit Perimiter Bar in AC. Probably Roadies. I remember because you started acting all GAY about them telling me who the band members are. I pointed out I was in a bar full of Phil Girls wanting to blow me and didn't give a rats ass.

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You have your memory and I have mine. I know for a fact it was Soi 6 because it was the biker bar and you screamed out play some rocking rolling and the dude put the G3 video on. You done being a homophobe.

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A mini-update for Tuesday:

VegasBob needs to change his sheets more often. Redman too.

The Mexican Connection has not worked out for some of the Ticas. No pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.

The pace of MP raids has been stepped up. The authorities were shocked to find out what consenting adults had consented to do.

Cujo is curious about DPing a chica, but he is having second thoughts about having another guy in his chica.

Some newbies are writing trip reports with actual details. Names and places and dates. Oh my. What is this board coming to?

Several PhDs continue to spend inordinate amounts of time in Park Morazan.

The Diacort craze continues. It's good for whatever ails you.

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teach 'em what they don't know how..." TMIB

I just did a Google search for "Diacort" and got two hits:
1. prescriptiondrug-info.com
2. costaricaticas.com

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=diacort+ ... eBsIIJAIN0

It pulls a thread from Circus and not the newer ones.

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Try searching for just DIACORT:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=di ... oq=&aqi=g3

BREAKING NEWS................

The Daily Gulch has a reporter enroute to Cartago
Initial reports tell the news desk that there has been a violent blast at the Diacort factory there
People in the area are saying it came from the bathroom

More as we get it

At this point this there is no comfermation of this story as well of casulties

In a related note police are looking for a man named Californication for questioning

confirmed: The Diacort factory, initially constructed of cardboard, was destroyed by a mysterious blast.

Huge fires raged until bomberos tamed them with Holy Water from the local Basilica.

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(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

This just in....
The main suspect in the case was seen speeding away from the factory after loading multiple cases of product in a stolen DosGringos van.
Any witnesses are urged to call the Police.
The suspect is a gringo covered in shit and puke

Weekly Update-
this weeks sponsor; The Gulch blood pressure guy

Some people liked Michael Jackson some didn't, new MJ jokes make it all worthwhile
VB and certain MPs change sheets weekly
GR completes cross country journey; Only 1 cat survives
Haywood Jablommi has good trip, CR clearly does not suck this week
Berk2345 considers joining CR Sucks Club
Demand for Diacort causes shortage in Gulch and Price Gouging, buy Cipro instead
Corvetman still convinced there were No chicas in the HDR 2nd week of June, Must know why
Another member baffled by blood on condom Mystery
Nhhank finally earns his PhD
Last Post Wins racks up 86,000 views, Still no Winner
CR government shifting blame for countrys problems from Extranjeros to Casinos
The Dollar sucks this week, no wait the Colone sucks more so the Dollar is doing great
MP Report:
NF- not so hot, HLH and Relax- mixed reviews, Idem- nice lineup
Crime Report:
-This just in on ID news ticker- Police Corruption is UP
-Still not a good idea to leave cash, electric razors and cameras lying around when taking 2 chicas back to your place. Go figure
-Murder in Jaco, More bad news for beach town
-FrankCasio robbed, MDE sucks and is too dangerous, no wait things are cool and safe again so come stay at My Place

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

From our Costa Rican bureau (not affiliated with Tico Times, Al Dia, La Nacion, El Pais, A.M. Costa Rica or Mad Magazine):

Irish Drifter posts a very funny joke about heart attacks in the Smack Section, and Heywood Jablowme quickly jumps in to sober everyone up before they can laugh themselves to death.

MJ is still a hotter topic than who gives the best BJ.


EWR2MIA Returns! Circus sneaks onto the Forum to praise MJ. Now, if only some more of the original guys from CRT circa '03 would post...

The CRT V.I.P. newsletter is distributed with good news and bad news. Good news involves addition of sponsors, bad news was the announcement of the Second Annual V.I.P. Anniversary Party Cancellation, apparently now to become a recurring annual event. For God's sake, will somebody contact one of the underutilized strip clubs and throw a fu*king Labor Day weekend party!?

Ciego Challenge is cancelled for LD weekend as well. Teletica is blamed.

Certain members have formed a Blue Wall of Silence regarding MDE.

That's it from the La Carpio bureau, now back to Paco Loco and the fashion news...

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

In my opinion, it's quite possible that we would not be able to hold another CRT party/event again with all the media coverage lately, especially if auntie Laura become president. Once she's elected, gringos may just as well stop coming to CR.

The Not So Daily Gulch

Paco White Editor-in- Chica

Spanky Over Seas Bureau / Lifestyles

NHOlsen Rerorter

Weather: I might as well be in San Jose It has rained here every day for three weeks!!!!!!!!!!!

Now Todays news, there is none????

So happy Canada Day
Have a safe and happy 4th The old USA needs our help

Now a new section the classifides

Looking for a birthday cake that can hold 84 candles and has room for the initials BB57 must be able to feed 300 chicas, Jenny 86 75 53 09