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 Post subject: Re: Reasons
PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:18 pm 
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Good one Brother Steven1. Another on much the same theme is "Cottage for Sale", the Little Jimmy Scott version.

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 Post subject: Re: Reasons
PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:04 pm 
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been awhile, huh? Man, why do these duffus motherfuckers WANT to screw a tart who they KNOW a hundred of their closest CRT "buddies" have "had"?? I don't get it. "Oh Man! SNAP! I just finished screwing that chica you told me about." "Yeah?" "Correct, blood. How hard did she hold onto your dick?" "What? She wasn't holding my dick, man, because I had it buried in her twat." "NO WAY! That's the same opening I was using!" "Huh?" "Yeah, man, I thought that hadn't been used before. Ya know?" "No, I don't know. I hope you didn't kiss her on the mouth dude because that's where I made a deposit." "You what? You made a deposit in her mouth?! Good Gawd...I was open mouth kissing that chic....was that YOU I was tasting???!!" "Well, was it minty?" "Huh? Minty....what the fuuck....yeah it was minty....". "Yup...that was me....". :?: :idea: :arrow:

Don't tell me where you been....I really do not want to know.....

...and I still ain't found that ever so elusive reason....let alone reasonS....

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 Post subject: Re: Reasons
PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:46 pm 
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So Brother Steven1 is going to change his screen-name to Brother MintyJizz? Got a ring to it, yes it does.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:16 am 
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- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:34 am 
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Smelvis wrote:
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I dislike the US Gov very much do think we are crooked as hell


Funny shit, some more. I think the US Government is the GREATEST FUCCKING THING ON EARTH...as much as I disagree with lots of the nonsense. Screw Oliver North and right on Terry Childers....

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:16 am 
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"What?" "SIR!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE A CHOIR BOY OUT OF ME, DID YA SIR??!!"

That explains it :lol: :P

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:14 pm 
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This heart`s up for sale
Yeah, this heart`s on the stand
Mix and match and melt in my mouth
Nothing ever goes quite as planned
You fly north and I`ll sail south
So redevelop product
Redesign this package
Still refuse to reach in your pocket
Everything is temporary written on that sand

Looking for the girl that meets supply with demand

Love has no guarantee
I`m date stamped
Promise me eternity
Guess I`ll fade away
Even with a pedigree
Yes I`m date stamped
Love has no guarantee
That heart`s on display, yes, that heart`s off the rails
A ship in the harbour with wind in its sails
Chain up love inside the chain-store girl
Chain up love and exchange it
Is Monsieur a connoisseur or just short-changed?
Off the rack or custom-fit it all seems the same
Look but don`t touch in paradise
Don`t let them catch you damaging the merchandise
I get sales talk from sales assistants
When all I want to do girl, is lower your resistance
Everything is temporary, written in the sand
Looking for the girl that meets supply with demand
Love has no guarantee
Brings out the woman in me
Even with a pedigree
Love has no guarantee
No chance of subtlety
No promise of eternity
Even with a pedigree
Love has no guarantee

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 Post subject: Re: Reasons
PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:12 pm 
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ABC the Lexicon of Love (1982)

A current IPOD favorite of mine also how did u know!

Well done Steven1

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:12 am 
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Steven1 mixing it up from the blues. Well played!!


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:18 am 
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Phoenix Rising wrote:
ABC the Lexicon of Love (1982)

A current IPOD favorite of mine also how did u know!

Well done Steven1


Excellent catch!

Date Stamp is the title. Martin Fry and ABC, for me, are in the same class as Bryan Ferry and Roxy Music

Take a listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFiFiI_T60

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- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:55 pm 
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Little boy you look so clear around the eyes
And what they've got in store for you
you may not realise
So be careful when you hear the voices call
Watch out little boy don't lose your balls
'Cause you never know the rules until you play
First they stroke you then they screw you,
try to take your balls away
And once they've gone they're way beyond recall
Watch out little boy don't lose your balls
Balls run wild
Balls may get way out of line
You may not even know you've
left your balls way behind
You know money only buys you what you want
And you can't buy your balls back
like you buy a pair of pants
And once they're gone you've really got Phuck all
Watch out little boy don't lose your balls

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:07 pm 
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Caught between the twisted stars the plotted lines the faulty map that brought Columbus to New York Betwixt between the East and west he calls on her wearing a leather vest the earth squeals and shudders to a halt A diamond crucifix in his ear is used to help ward off the Fear that he has left his soul in someone's rented car Inside his pants he hides a mop to clean the mess that he has dropped into the life of lithesome Juliette Bell And Romeo wanted Juliette And Juliette wanted Romeo Romeo Rodriguez squares his shoulders and curses Jesus runs a comb through his black pony-tail He's thinking of his lonely room the sink that by his bed gives off a stink Then smells her perfume in his eyes and her voice was like a bell Outside the streets were steaming the crack dealers were dreaming of an Uzi someone had just scored I betcha I could hit that light with my one good arm behind my back says little Joey Diaz Brother give me another tote those downtown hoods are no damn good those Italians need a lesson to be taught This cop who died in Harlem you think they'd get the warnin' I was dancing when his brains ran out on the street And Romeo had Juliette And Juliette had her Romeo I'll take Manhattan in a garbage bag with Latin written on it that says "It's hard to give a shit these days" Manhattan's sinking like a rock, into the filthy Hudson what a shock they wrote a book about it, they said it was like ancient Rome The perfume burned his eyes holding tightly to her thighs and something flickered for a minute and then it vanished and was gone

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:19 am 
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A preachment, dear friend
You are about to receive on John Barleycorn
Nicotine and the temptations of Eve

No parkin' by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razors broke
Water drippin' up the spout
But I dont care, let it all hang out

Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
Sun is shinin' through the shade
Nobody knows what its all about
It's too much, man, let it all hang out

Saw a man walkin' upside down
My T.V.s on the blink
Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out

Sleep all day, drive all night
Brain my numb, can't stop now
For sure ain't no doubt
Keep an open mind, let it all hang out

It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out

Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out


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he he....good one Zunbake! The Hombre's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgVMMdOplHw&fmt=18

Johnny Cougar covered it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJMbbfJJT8&NR=1&fmt=18

....once you pull up a video, go to the URL and add this parameter to the end of the URL (without the quotes): "&fmt=18" ... this will create a H.264 mp4 version of the video with AAC stereo audio that will be higher quality (if the original uploaded clip isn't too crappy to start with, and many on YouTube are). I believe the resulting video is also suitable for iPod and videophone use.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:06 am 
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http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... =129955938

some may enjoy listening to the pre-release of the new Neil Young statement. Curious....

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