www.CostaRicaTicas.com

The king of male sluts, his name is Get Rhythm
with mutliple girls is how he likes to jizzum
however now he cant nut
unless there's a finger in his butt
we hope that is all he allows in him.

Hickery, dickery, dock
The Colombiana was sucking my c*ck
The clock struck ten, the session did end
Then she said "wheres my cien?"

ICE

OUCH!!!!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Handy's a trip and a half
At his expense, always a good laugh
Like that time in ZB
Nutted prematurely
just two pumps and jizzed all on her calf

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Double OUCH!!!!

Actually bro, that hasn't happened since the heyday of Melanie at ZB - these days my finger goes in their butts...

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GR and Muff,

We were wandering when you guys where going to find these posts. I hope you realize that it is all in fun. Just trying to liven up the board.

I realize it is already a given that you cant win the ZB session, but why dont you sharpen those pencils and at least try?

Pan T.

If you need bread, and need it now
bake it yourself, I'll show you how

Just get some eggs, yeast, milk and flour
Pre-time the oven for an hour

If any ingredient you did forget
Go to the store, that's a sure bet

But if it's closed to your demise
You need bread NOW, just improvise

The milk is easy, this is how
Just squeeze the titties of a cow

The flour's simple, don't give up
Just ask your neighbor for a cup

The eggs are fast and easy too
A chicken's who you will talk to

And if yeast is what you need quick
Have Paco stir the mix with his dick



Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

And if you can't find me,
Just call on my friend- RBC

I knew I could count on you Ruffnutz- bastard!

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Hey guys,

With a couple notable exceptions, most of you guys are posting limericks...kind of. Not really nursery rhymes in the "Wee Willie Winkie" sort of tradition:
Iambic pentameter, boys... use it.

But if you want limericks:

There was a good man, Irish Drifter
Who'd check out her weight as he'd lift 'er
He'd check out her peso
By using his face, oh!
And he'd choose only after he'd sniffed her.

A fisherman type, Mucho Gusto
Had a heart and a groin full of lusto
If it wasn't for chicks
Hired to pleasure his dick
The load in his gonads would rusto.

When that odd fellow Circus did dance
He pulled dollar bills from his pants
To bribe the onlookers,
And also the hookers
To win some pathetic romance.

Cried overworked old Admin One
"My CRT work'ss never done!
Able administration
Permits no masturbation
But reading this bullshit is fun!"

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I know this guy named after Fred and Wilma's dog,
he has a hot Brazilian girlfriend that bleeds more then a gutted hog
he loves to go to termas
but never sessions to save his spermas
For when she finally lets him have 1 horizontal jog.

There once was a group of fine fellows
About their conquests they did bellow
Whenever they got hard
They whipped out a special card
For discounts getting laid
What a group Admin1 made


BKTUNA

Okay - I think I finally got one...

There once was a monger called Ruffnutz
Whose one mission in life was to stuff butts
But he fell for the booty
Of a hot Sportsmen's cutie
And now - they just call him "nuts"...

GR

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Damn, How did I miss this thread? I'm damn near pissin' my pants at some of these!!! I gotta put on my thinkin cap here.....
MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Circus was with a chica watching porn,
but his recycled condom was torn.
So he gave it a twist,
instead of cumming he pissed,
And thats how Cicrus The Younger was born.

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Phuck summer! DROP THE PUCK!!!

Will somebody please buy a Ford!!!----} http://www.cmt.com/videos/john-rich-cou ... down.jhtml

I believe that this is the winner not only because it is funny, but because it is actually true.


I have a couple girlfriends, who work at Zona Blue
the problem is my buddy likes to make out with them too.

So the girls and I devised a sneaky plan to put him in his place,
while Naomi tongued my ass, Pamela washed my ball sack with her face.

After they had sucked me from my head to my feet,
I lined them both up so their swollen kitties would meet.

I was on a mission and had one more thing to do,
so I showered both their mouths with my hot sticky goo.

I felt a little guilty, not, but I did clean off some of the excess jizzum
however I must admit now, we left several drops for my pal GetRhythm.