ID is making new friends and ahead in the crap poll but got run over by Henry2Gringo taxi
MarkL54 is stranded in Jaco waiting for his ride, Henry2Gringo taxi
Spanky is drunk & disorderly

railing against sucky CR
Florida tonto phuck is latest victim of a Tico forgery scam and wants his free Oprah chicken
VB looking for a topless steak restaurant
RBC getting shook down daily by SJ's finest
LionKing and Latinoheat join CR SUCKS club
Berketa2302 says HDR bartenders deserve respect

then you might get your change
Elroy wants to try Hotel Florida but doesn't like the name
Nhhank is looking for a keyboard with commas and periods
Perro Suckio is licking his ass
Squidface finally shaved his balls after reading about it for 5 years
Pussywhip Rising is following orders from his novia
BB57 is going to be a Daddy

but Mama might get deported
JazzboCR ain't heavy he just thinks he's everybodys brother
El Shhh is worried about the billy goat
OralB is shopping for new high heels
CiaoCiao is telling him what color looks best with his hairy legs
Klockman is looking for a rat
MG is ready for 22 hr. flight, cheap beer, skinny, ugly A-cup women

and will be attending Kung-Fu's funeral
The Chinese are laughing about this huge vagina they're building with slave labor in CR that doesn't have enough parking spaces
