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watch for the little details in "Blazing Saddles" those can be funny then the action in the center of the screan

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The Mantica Transcript
NHskank reporting... How did I get stuck with this Job

This weeks sponsore McDonalds... we only had 2 of many locations shut down, top that Cafe Mundo and La Prinssea

Weather... there was a quake ..not many reports of damage guess all the shitty places already fell down

Esportes ... Miami Heat suck and so do the Tampa Bay Lightning

Money... Dunn Inn downgraded to junk Imperial hold till Sept HLH look for an IPO
Esportmans solid buy if you can afford $97,417 a share

Traffic... Sunday, beach roads my have volume

The "News" if you can call it that

The dirty dog is out of the pound and posting in some fan favorite post... donde the hall monitors

Chillimike is in town posting like mad about all his adventures with lots of details about price and service

Cool guy is on a one man cusade to find $1000 pu*sy and revolutionize CRT chica review section
Bet he is Tomas's new BFF

Long time poster Lee called the pink palace Del Ray... must still be using that speaking software

Scuba 1 is telling it like it is... like it or not he knows what you are thinking

International News

Prauge sounds like fun
MDE... well... guess these guys need to learn to behave... or end up drinking in a garage

This point to ponder.... things change





Just a reminder PLEASE leave Maria, Johana, Christinia, China, Veronica, Ivanna, Monica, Karren, Nicole, Paula, Jacky, Sonja, Demi, Ana, Irska, Tatitiana, Puma, Wendy, Ralph
and Jessica ALONE

Now for the important stuff

Triva... you may learn some history if you are not careful

How did Cap. Robert F. Wooley meet his death

Pura Vida... if I offended anybody... PM JassBro for the location of the ignore button

Proximo semana ( unless I get fired) I hope

And it turns out , Nhhank is a pianist ! Who Knew !

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Growl!

This reminds me of when I used to get up at 4:50am to deliver the San Jose Mercury Newspaper in Sunnyvale California.

Now I understand how the people felt when they didn't get a morning paper. Thats how I feel right now drinking cafe with no weekly update.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

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Listen Pal
This fish wrapper comes out when who ever decides to writes it
Take it or leave it... you want this shit job
My PM box looks like Dear Abby for mongers..

Btw the rag is about to come out.... waiting on breaking news or a sponsore... not sure

Hope some Triva will keep the 5 loyal readers entertained till press time

What is the largest natural private island in the world

Niihau in Hawaii?

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Oh what the hell...

The SJ Fishwrapper ~ 50 colones ~ Last Edition

Nhhank scores big on internet love- word is her price was $16.00 and the rest was mandatory propina, still waiting on pics

Huge increase in gay posts- at least the pranksters, smart-asses and homophobes have something new to post about

Trannies in SJ- chicos with boobs or special girls?, the debate continues. PM Dos leche or Perro Succio for reviews and phone numbers

Possible Circus sighting in CR- possibly trying to sell off his cardboard before the bank seizes it

Possible Admin1 sighting in CR- no word whether it was possible business or possible pleasure

Increase in complaints posted to Admin1- quit yer whining, he doesn't read the stupid board anyway

Medellin still dangerous, hire a guide- PM Orange for details

Gunfire at the DelRey- another good use for those earplugs newbies

VB finds a chica con cojones and misses Prolijo- please come back we have more bandwidth now

6.0 Earthquake reported- damage limited to one broken glass in the BM

Jaco now the greatest place in CR- wait, that was last weekend

SL email problems- no problem for VIPs look in your spam folder or pay 39.00 for premium email delivery

SL had rooms available for the first time in 6 yrs. Dump your SL stock WTF is going on down there

Honest employees at SL- the thieving scum working at the Presidente could learn a thing or two

Restaurant news- nothing new, maybe someone will open a Donut shop in the old NYB after the pizza place fails miserably

MP news- propina and upselling still available, new place called Exlax creating a buzz. PM Pac55 for details

Classifieds:
50 looking for a good used car
hope she can drive a stick

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Back by unpopular demand

The Cerrito Union Leader... (where ever that is?)

This weeks sponsore... Dos Pinos... those blocks of ice cristals in your local store are Ice Cream ... we make leche tambien je je

Medio... been raining like a double cunted cow .. unbrella prices skyrocked(more in money here)

Traffic ... You do not have to wear your seat belt anymore (Live free or die )
As my uncle Leo always said " I would rather be thrown clear. than die in a car fire straped in" He was thrown clear right into an olk tree aunt Tillie still drives the car to see his grave

The News

No more News Cafe ... Was a great place to watch th world go by... had a street guy try and sell me a TV antenna there

Lets Get BK up to the Prez... and see what he is made of

Old NY bar is off to a great start... soft music many chicas .. may force the Monkey Bar to re-open

Some guy is out by SJO waiting for a Rolls Royce to pic him up... What ever happened to Dos Gringos transport

Some other guy had to take a crap at an MP (I have done it but...?) never had use my hand see Pic# 9941 and #9918... MG posted those under an alias

Cujo is in town meeting lots of new friends Rumor has it that the SL is running low on towels and bottled water

Esportes...GO BRUINS
great finish at Indy 500... talk about a Phuck up

Triva

Moses Quinby????

THE GREENVILLE MISSISSIPPI GAZZETTE... International edition

The sponsore?... Jet Blue if we fly to where you want to go ..cool

There is no news
Money bags Paco Loco has run off with the payroll again
Bet he is in Boca Chica
So all you slackers get is more useless triva
Cali Dude won 5 centavos last week

Andrew Higgins... and what did he like to drink

Mickeys Beer.. they started a fad....

For the tree hugers... where is the largest pit mine???

Higgins designed and built the specialised landing craft that took Allied vehicles and troops onto the fortified beaches of Normandy on June 6th, 1944. According to the book, he was a self-taught genius who was in the business of building shallow-draught boats for use in the South Louisiana swamps.

He foresaw there would be a demand from the Military for suitably adapted boats in a coming war and set about badgering them to buy his wares. The US Military brass, being conservative, took some persuading. They saw Higgins as [size=150]“a hot-tempered, loud-mouthed Irishman who drank a bottle of whiskey a day”. [/size]They preferred to build their own boats.

For Higgin’s part, he maintained that the Navy didn’t “know a damn thing about boats” and persevered with his design, kept pressurising the Military and eventually was given the tender to produce the LCVP (Landing Craft Vehicle and Personnel).

Higgin’s assembly lines in New Orleans employed 30,000 people at their peak, the first-ever integrated work force of men and women, both black and white, in that city. He paid top wages, regardless of sex or race.

His craft, moreover, won the war in Europe – if no less an authority than Eisenhower is to be believed – thereby sparing the detonation of nuclear bombs on that continent as was to subsequently happen in Japan.

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For more on Andrew Higgins and his craft, see this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LCVP
He also designed and built MTBs (Motor Torpedo Boats). Here's the story on one such: http://www.higginsboats.com/

Big shout-out to Brother C'dude for sharing this piece of military history.

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"Amen, brother"-ED

The Golfo Dulce Yatching Back Page

This weeks sponsore Narco Bars of MDE "A safe place to get a wiff off of Demi's ass"... not sure how paco got them to sign up???

The news

Traffic... the bridge to SJO is still not right .. Jefe I think we did not do something right

Esportes... Five mexicans test positive to drugs... will not play in the up comming game with Costa Rica... guess they like TJ better

Medio... mas rain, and rather hot, Closed down Relax must be a Roach Motel

HLH may have been sold... good luck amigos

WTF... I give up... we need a new Rolltide

Triva.... chicas leaving the door to crapper open
How did the MIGHTY DUMP become a part of history?

Answer,
PLOP, PLOP
Regards, 911 Driver

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The Union Leader

Well
In Esportes Bruins win Boston has big parade... only 27 arrest ..for being drunk in a huge party

Local News
It rains almost every day

Icantsayenough Questions my drinking habits.. he dont no me very well do he

Out rage hits central valley as bus fares go up .... it will now cost extra to get to non-pro areas.. but the train is cheaper

Money... Can I bet while in San Jose please do

Food ... Still no good pizza

Triva

The Sir Stanly cup is to easy

Loudon / motorcycles.... how many years