www.CostaRicaTicas.com

This board needs a good house cleaning. Too many old bitter dudes running off the LIFE BLOOD of this site, the younger guys. Berk, Rainman, Loco and a few other captain sav-a-ho guys got a problem with any new people and troll the board picking fights. This site should be divided into two categories:

1. guys that have the training wheels on all the time and haven't left HDR and as a result are bitter and pissed at the world

and

2. Guys that are making things happen and got rid of the training wheels and offer up FRESH CONTENT that will encourage REPEAT VISITS to the site.

This site is dying and needs change fast. Off hand, I know of TWO sites that are poised to take over this one. Unlesss you take out the trash you'll se a mass exodus, mods. Berk, Rainman, spanky, and a few other jabronis are ruining this board. ask around for opinions in pms' you'll see.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

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Admin maybe its time for a "Jabroni section" to keep those bitter over-the-hill Ed Hardy shirt wearing d-bags from ruining the rest of the site!

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

At least I have never referred to a chica as a cunt like "BadGuy" in a trip report from MDE. My momma taught me better.

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Yes we are on life support please send me a rope.....

Considering we just had the busiest month in the last 3 years with increased, traffic, visitors and membership, I can firmly say that theory is full of hot air.

Average Unique visits per month 2009 157K per month...
Average Unique visits per month 2010 202K Per month

Average page views per month 2009 2.2 Million per month
Average page views per month 2010 3.1 Million per month

I don't know what all of that means but it looks like pretty good increase of traffic to me for a site that's dying Either that or the extra 50K persons per month are stopping by to pay their last respects

I don't even know why I involved myself in this thread originally except I really detest when people speak about things they have no idea what they are talking about.

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Thank you for supporting CRT!

Well jabroni that could be all Skirtchsnbadguy's minions joining just to watch CRT go down the drain.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Date: 2025, Mid Summer Eve
Scene: The BM Happy Hour
Plot Outline: Comedy about Two Bitter Old Gringos in love with the wrong Little Darlings


Cast overview, first billed only:

Vegas Bob played by…Vegas Bob

Disreputable Old Fart played by…..Circus

Senile Buffoon played by……El Ciego

Young Phuck played by…..Skirtchsnbadguy

Big Breasted Colombian Little Darling played by…. Take Your Pick

Sweet Tica played by…..Rocio

Bumptious Band of "rude mechanicals”…played by assorted CRT members and Led by PROLIJO


Scene 1:

A small crowd has gathered about the decrepit VB and Disreputable Old Fart (Circus)


Weeping, The Big Breasted Colombian Little Darling mourns aloud -

Big Breasted Colombian - “Alas, I gave him the best 20 minutes of his life”

Sweet Tica - “Yes, for $200” (snort)

Senile Buffoon - "Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind, the ‘Dollar’ in mind that is"

Young Phuck - “Lord, what fools these mortals be! To pay Dos Cien"

Disreputable Old Fart - “I should be woo'd and was not made to woo. Alas, my Sweet Tica would abandon me”

Sweet Tica - “It makes me sick to look at you. Why don’t you retire to your cardboard shanty?”


…….Enter the Bumptious Band of "Rude Mechanicals”…..

Leader of the Bumptious Band of "Rude Mechanicals" – “HOLD ON, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING"

Young Phuck – “What? Explain Cien? I hope your Story has a Moral. I do not wish to cause a problem for these Bitter Old Timers.”

Leader of the Bumptious Band of "Rude Mechanicals" – “Allow me to assure you, Young Phuck, these Old Timers excrete bigger problems every morning than you could ever cause.”

Bumptious Band of "Rude Mechanicals” – “hahahahahahahaha”

Senile Buffoon – “Sssshhhh, VB seems as though to Speak”

VB – “Dammit, is it still raining?”

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

The majority of the board - I wonder if you have statistics to back that up - is it 51%, a super-majority of 61% like in the senate, or even more (93% - according to a poll you ran)?

Don't let the door hit you jabronis in the ass

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"I'm a victim of coicumstance!"

i'm with you MRLimpy, but Spanky is a standup guy, maybe add PerroSuckmeoff in there, and you have a jabroni trollfecta

OK we are listening, LH...

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Beware of the DOG!

stop leaving bed bugs/fleas, people are starting to get pissed

You're still here?!?!?

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Beware of the DOG!

I hope 3.1 million people didn't waste their time viewing this phucking page.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY