www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Witling can be picked from a crowd
Over his head's a stormy black cloud
He's a short pouty dude
In a poopy-pants mood
Him and Staven would make Marvin proud


Ruffnutz

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"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Astroglide was yay-feet tall
He liked picking up girls at the mall
With young chicks in his auto
He would scream out his motto
"If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!"

Ruffnutz

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"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

An ode to Latino Heat

A CR regular that Latino Heat
Spends most days at home beating his meat

Then onto a plane he goes to Costa Rica
To pick up the same ol lonely Chica

Back in his room ten bucks on the bed
The chica laughs as she gives him head

One dollar condoms he bought overseas
No way the've stopped him from getting disease

Spilling his seed all over the floor
Don't touch my clean towels,that's not what they're for

He thinks he's giving them a wonderful treat
and five minutes later thy are back on the street

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" I have neither the time nor the inclination to expain myself "

HOLD UP... Dude, that's censorship.
I actually laughed my ass off with paco's poem.

Feb, you may not know this, but the vast majority of these have alot of inside jokes... so it's not exactly how it reads to a newbie... Also, many of us here have tons of history amongst ourselves and therefore have no problem ribbing at each other. Stick around long enough and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Keep it as is. ALL OF THEM!! To change anything is to compromise artistic integrity, and usually, kills a good laugh. Save the whales, bitches!

Oh, and paco, I'm still thinking of a "snappy comeback" poem...

Keep 'em coming, guys, though I'll win that session... then SCALP the "free session" ticket in front of the Sportsmans in exchange for some jagerbombs!

Ruffnutz

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"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Greetings from JB…

With all do respect to my G-man pecks
I’d like to voice my own views
Simply put via this Text…..


By the way Johnnie where have you been?
I’ve been such a Bad, Bad girl
And done some Triple XXX Sins.

Your Brothers were here and they left you this note
Signed by the committee of CRT Folks.

Time waits for no fellow of years gone past
You see I’ve dated your girlfriends
And they were all up to the task
Little do they remember their Johnnie B
Now they have US the New Members of CRT!

Your shirts mean nothing
Those Pink little T’s
I’ll show you My Johnnie
And it’s bigger than a Tree

So you’re a Rio Man
I read from the G
He’s say’s that you like it Sweet
Behind the Boo teee

We are so jealous of your Worldly Flights
So much that we visit the Park at Night
And kiss the boys dressed in those tight Tights.
Yeah Right….

Who really believes those Rio Stories?
Afternoon Domino’s Dial-In Hoe’zzzs
Sun Tanned Girls on Beaches of No Worry

100’s of Beautiful Garotas in Helpe and those Termas
Next you be telling us your d*ck is the size Thermos

So Party on their Johnnie B
Take your Dino and G-man and flee
Costa Rica is Our Special little SPACE
Even if you think it’s Second Place

But keep this in mind the girls you once Loved
Are sipping Champagne In our Room Hot Tubs….

Oh Yeah one more thing
About those Pink Little T’s
They are sure nice for cleaning
Our Girls Cartoon TV’s…. End of Note!!!

Hey Johnnie what did your friends write about?
Hope you know that I’m all yours tonight….

Haven’t been the same since you left me here alone
Had to do what was naughty but right…
Why didn’t you phone?

Tell me Johnnie you still love me say it’s true
I wanna be with you and Only You….
Are you alright?

Where is my Johnnie B ….
You’ve been so missed …
It’s just not right!
It’s just not right!

Memories… and misc. Thoughts

~ Johnnie Black

Wow... The return of JB... Welcome back, buddy. You HAVE been missed.

First Jaggedegde, now JB... if we could only get Handy back under the name of Texascdn, we'll be one big happy family again!

Ruffnutz

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"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

I once had a chica named louisa,
who had a smile just like the Mona Lisa.
For only 50 I could go,
but I was little short on dough,
she said "thats o.k. I accept Visa!"

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Phuck summer! DROP THE PUCK!!!

Will somebody please buy a Ford!!!----} http://www.cmt.com/videos/john-rich-cou ... down.jhtml

The club had women all aound the floor
They invited me onstage for some more
I thought they wanted to dance
Instead they pulled down my pants
And beat me so I'm embarassed and sore.

I have to say that this is the winner boyz. And to think it came on my 69th post. Magical. Just pucken magical.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get the ice cream scooper.
When she bent over
Admin 1 took over
And jammed his C*ck in her pooper.

Jagged be nimble, Jagged be quick, Jagged himself off and sucked a tranny's dick.

Hickory dickery dock
There once was a guy named ruffnetz

Who thought he was real hot
Then came his friend Pan T Drop

Now the two of them together where seriously hot
Until they where informed that they really are Not.

There once was an old whore from Nantucket
Who plied her trade in Rio, CR and Phuket
But her favorite lay of her reign
Was a blind man with a cane
Because he was the only one she had ever been with that could make her have a deep, intense g-spot orgasm with all the physiological symptoms including dilating pupils, increased heart rate, flushed face and convulsing vagina after he pucked it.

Muffdiver is known by some
He made this girl C*m
and this girl C*m
and this girl C*m
and this girl C*m
and this girl C*m
and this girl C*m
and this girl C*m
and this girl C*m


Just messing with ya, papi!

Ruffnutz

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I hope you enjoy the tale of dumb monger which I am dedicating to one of my former Rio wingman. It is titled "Seriously"

Seriously

You think you are good looking like Brad Pitt,
but you’re really just an ugly, dorky twit.

You think you make all the girls’ cumm,
but you my friend are just really dumb.

You think they love you because you are old,
but they cover their nose cause your dick smells like mold.

You think they like guys that are younger,
but to them you are just another stupid monger.

You think she is a part timer and really fine,
but she has had more pricks in her then a porcupine.

You think you send her money because she is sick,
but her mouth is just sore from sucking so much dick.

You think her labia is swollen from your expert stimulation,
but it is caused by the 5 other guys’ constant penetration.

You think you are her first lay of the day,
but she did her boyfriend this morning and he is gay.

You think diseases are rare and you are immune,
but think again because that is some nasty poon.

You think she is only doing "sin condom" with you,
but be careful or your dick will turn blue.

Wake up! Don’t you think any more,
This isn’t your wife, this is a Whore.

Newman had a little bar, it's name was Club Kamur
With hot ladies and lesbo shows, the place was fun for sure

But Newman, though a business man, his business plan was flawed
His mathematics weren't good, it really had me awed

His logic really blew the mind, made my brain itch and tingle
When ordering a shot, a double really is a single

And double is quadruple when the value is at stake
But I don't get it, that means single should be quarter take

So if a ask for single of a quad-quality prize
By Newman's rules, I'd only get one-fourth of normal size

Is everyone still following me? I know this bogs the mind
But try to keep up with me, understanding's what we'll find

So single and quadruple will have the same shot glass used
But double of a double's where I get really confused

Cuz as I see, a "double double's" really an octuple
Holy shit, I just can not take this bitter mental scruple

What tangles me the most and actually makes my own eyes water
If quadruple's called double, shouldn't single be called quarter?

And if I ask for single of a recognized name brand
Why'd I only get half a shot, I just don't understand!

This got out of control when I prepaid a two-on-one
Newman brought only one girl but said she was twice as fun

As you see this number thing at Kamur is what I fear
So I now scold the waitress, "I'll just have a goddamn beer"

Waitress retorts with idle threats and dirty looks galore
I answer, "Bitch, I'm Ruffnutz! I've been banned from here before"


Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT