Back from Vegas and now packing to bang everyone's novias.
For the record, I got shipped to Vegas for work, not by free will. Hookers are alive and well out there if you want them but if you have any game you can get a non-pro with a little effort.
I am now ranking Southwest on one of my top, avoid flying on airlines. I think every cheap assholes flies on it. Going out I had a 400lb dude with a cold wedged into the middle seat. He thought nothing of coughing without covering his mouth while his fat hung over into my seat.
Coming back, I got to witness a drunken domestic dispute between a couple. They were both hammered, and the husband kept telling the wife she was a stupid alcoholic. Once they sobered up they apologized and he spent the rest of the flight talking to his computer.
Never so happy to see Akhmed the cab driver in my life to get me home.
Oh, god bless anyone flying out of Vegas. The security line at C and D gate was 3 hours. If you need to go to C gate, check-in at B and hop the shuttle over. It was the first thing TSA ever did right for me when they tipped me off to that option.
God I can't wait for Costa Rica.