Haywood Jablommi wrote:
I was once on a jetblue flight down to San Jose for one of my mongering trips. I was surrounded by annoying eco tourists who were asking me too many questions. I just wanted peace so I said "I go to Costa Rica to gamble, do drugs and Phuck hookers." The drugs part was a lie but it had the intended impact. They didn't talk to me the whole rest of the flight and I zoned out blissfully. It is a bit out of character for me to do something like that but I was desperate for them to shut up and leave me alone. I still laugh about that one and it was about ten years ago.
That's a bit bold, you might have been a little more tactful and say "I have a 19 year old girlfriend there, I'm going to visit her now"...It's polite but still aggravates the hell out of nosey old ladies....
One time before one of my trips, an older lady I work with caught me off guard, she asked me, "Are you going there to fish? I heard men love the fishing there! I just said "no" kind of startled at her surprise question. Then she asked me if I was one of the older "surfer dudes" since we live close to the beach here in Florida, she heard CR is a hot surfer destination...again, poker faced, I did what Nancy Reagan advises, I just said "no".
Speaking of poker face, she got a wry grin on her face...She heard you can gamble in CR, it has casinos like Vegas...was I going to "gamble"? Once again, straight faced..."no"...By this time, she's getting flustered, I should have just said I love exercise and I'm going there because I love nature...that technically would be true, for a monger...
Finally she blurts out, I heard guys get really drunk there and "party", is that it? She didn't define "party" and technically I don't drink, and I get my mischief out of the way in the morning, afternoon and early evening, I don't go running around late down there, I'm usually sound asleep in my HDR hotel room when the wee hours creep up on us, so naturally...I once again, just said "no".
Surprisingly she knew quite a bit about CR but never mentioned "younger girlfriend" which I might have said yes to just shut her up, if she mentioned hoe-ing I might have had some fun with her and acted shocked, saying "My church does volunteer work for the really poor there, I go there and help build huts for them..."
In any event she was full blown flustered and very nosily asked "Well what DO YOU do there???" i was about to avoid a potential problem at work and tell her I love nature and mountain climbing, I would tell her I was going to Mt. Arenal and the hot springs when another cooler older lady I worked with suddenly intervened and said..."I'll tell you later..." at which time I slipped away to my desk, the issue never brought up again...
