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A'ight EdB reports that the Del Rey Daytime is in rare form with younger, prettier more willing to actually provide service instead of the normal Slutty Starfish routine.

Will Long Time Lurker resist the Colombiana assault?

Is Karen locked in to nuptials?

Can the Cowboys crawl out of the chasm of mediocrity?

Is Florida err Squidface destined to actually post something useful?

Maybe those in the know will ring in on these topics and more. Don't touch that dial folks as it is sure to be a cliffhanger!!

Same Butt Time, same Butt Channel !!

KAPOW!

Long Time Lurker is off the hook. Good Job!!

Karen is reported to be back at work. Those without the $$ or the inclination to buy a 5 karat diamond are happy once again.

Ten goodfellas are in negotiations to get out of the gulch in 2009. Should make for a Legendary week.

Archieleach has had a rough week due to chica withdrawl, among other things. The support group flopped due to the Stock Market crash. Our prayers are with you bro .... BE Strong.

No one has mentioned Lupita .... hopefully she will follow Karen's lead and get her butt back to work.

Yours truly is set to kick off a 2 week romp through the streets of San Jose. I intend to fully and thoroughly investigate reports of rampant chica hunger personally. And if necessary feed a few myself. I am an Ambassador of good will and I don't like to see hungry chicas. For Gods Sake people give em some damn protein .... I know you guys have some to spare!!

More news from the frontline will surely be forthcoming.

Mojo

What about ROLLTIDE REDEMPTION???

And the last minute return of the Grand Pubah the FOO FOO nation?

And Spanky's publicly stated intention to really engage in heterosexual intercourse this time around?

Your missin out some news dude...

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Screw you. I'll line up the tranny's to your room along with Pacos.

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Karen! Run! Get away now. Mojo is on his way.

Have you ever seen video of an oil derrick blowing. Now picture it in negative.

Run Baby!

post something usefull 99% is un usefull info cowboys sucks i will be checking out Mojo's post for usefull info

Mojo is back and couldn't stop yappin about Karen. Finally decided to personally escort him to HLH. Met up with Scubabum on the corner and got the report from another monger that Karen is indeed at the HLH but has a headache and is tired. Run Mojo run. Maybe there for 5-10 sec's. Karen is all smiles and there goes Mojo...

BB's at the SL waiting on Mojo because he is about to introduce Mojo to another Karen...Mojo decided he needed some personal training instead from the resident grpahics designer.

The young locals goodguys must have something up there sleeve because they were all partying-hardy last night. Good to see good times with lots of laughs.

SL, the last 2 days has been off-the-wall full of chicas. Yes, the chica that you are thinking about right now was there too!

Security is beefing up to handle the Foo Foo aftermath.

Rumor has it that Paco is only doing "blondes" this trip

El S and ciaociao "share rides" from the airports these days.....sounds like an entire Trip Report needs to be shared about their experiences?

Florida is returning...ho hum...yawn

Luckily for Flo FFF's/Elroy is back on track and will make sure nothing gets derailed

It is the NFL season now. I'm curious if the Series will set an all time record for lowest tv ratings

Lastly, the big talk in town now is....how one of the great goodfellaz here has a Father that is going great after his surgery. Great news and we are all praying for his speedy recovery and good health. Try and make it Friday as planned and we will all make it a hot, Crackerass weekend

...and we all had a good laugh when a certain Colombiana re-approached me yesterday to once again ask...."Donde esta Roberto" (Certain Dallas chapter, purro smokin vet)

As for PR, I never met Spanky so I can't fill in those rumors....

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Yep, the MOJO must have been in top form and must have been working at peak performance. Won't repeat anything he said, but he must have been just the medicine Karen needed. He sure had a big shit eating grin when he returned to SL

The other Karen (Emily) was not an unknown to the MOJO. She was so lovey dovey with me (she is one of my 3 lil darlins) that he thought she was going with me and he went hunting. OH! and PXR, she seems to have a burning desire to spend some quality time with you ASAP. Go figure!!

Damn, the MOJO did find just what he was looking for, it appeared--cute, sexi, great personality, Colombiana, and most inportantly for the MOJO, she spoke english--first hand report to follow?? eh!! MOJO?????

As for Spanky , I had 2 sightings of the young, ah!! guy!! Once in the park (where else) as I was walking to the SL. Warning, everyone avoid the parks for the next few days. Said he was headed to the DR. Yeah???. Next I spotted him in the SL supposedly waiting for his, ah, chica? He said I knew her but would not tell me who she is. If she showed, they skipped out very quickly without anyone seeing them.

There was a much larger group of guys in the SL last night. The party atmosphere seems to be returning!!!! . BUT, there were still a lot more fine looking chicas than guys. It is really depressing to see ALL those cute lil beauties just setting there wanting to be revaged, and being tooo OLD (and poor) to take everyone of them home with me for a night of wild dream fulfillment

OK! MOJO, EdB and I have filled in for you loong enought. GET OUT OF BED, LET THE COLOMBIANA GO HOME, AND GET BACK TO REPORTING AND FILL IN THE BLANKS

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I'm humbled to report that once again Mojo has proven himself to be THE unparalleled wingman extraordinaire.

He has taken it upon himself to cut through all red tape and NGOs and implement my Chica Withdrawal Support Group (Mongers without Borders) independently and without government funding. He adopted the charitable notion of giving cell phones to far away soldiers on deployment so they can call their families back home and adapted it to those of us on deployment in Gringa Hell.

Imagine my delight tonight to receive a phone call from favorita uno in paradise who was being supplied with a laptop, headset, and Skype account to call me and reel me back from the precipice of gloom and abandonment upon which I was tenuously perched. All is well again.

I also have it upon unimpeachable authority that Karen has in fact been heard squealing Volcán! Volcán! through the halls of HLH.

You're actually right. I'm glad that I'm not the only one who noticed that.

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Go back, Jack .... Do it again.

What happened to Mojo, his Weekly review post has been quite silent...

I BLAME THE CHICA'S.....

Yeah, talk about "laying out"

Damn all those guys in CR not providing any useful info on what's happening. Now where exactly did I hear that?

OK guys in MoJO's defense, and as most of you should know, when one is on the ground and at ground zero, it is hard (therein lies the problem; "it is always hard") to find the time to post.And Mojo has been really running; hell if he were not a 'young' man, we would probably be sending condolances to his family.Everyone that knows him knows he is the 'Marathon man' and when one runs 3-4 marathons a day---well, what can I say???

The halloween party was the best (by far) party ever at the SL, en CR, hell, the best I think anywhere!!!! Great bunch of guys, fantastic chicas, really wild and crazy costumes, a lot of dranking--Foosfoos were flowing inside the first door after walking into the SL, great DJ music, and I could go on but you should have the picture. Those that were not here (seemed like very few weren't) really missed a great and memorable time.

Looked to me like even though there were a lot more guys here during the past 10 days, they still were out-numbered by the chicas by about 2,sometimes 3, to 1. Prices being asked for the most part were low and everyone seemed to be happy.

Since I am still banned from the REy, can not report first hand, but heard many comments about it being much better during the past 10 days. HLH is still top notch (and Karen is back). The SL is my kind of place, laid back, relaxed (except during the party) and a lot of sexi, non pushy chicas. Many times lately the chicas have outnumbered the guys 3 to 1--gotta love those odds. OH! and Andrea is back in town and, no, she is not PG.

As for the Low Rent MPs, the #1 place right now is La Mansion (10-12 chicas everyday and almost everyone very doable) Have only heard bad reports about the service of one chica there and, as is usually the case, she is one of the best looking there (young, very tall flaca) All have great and very friendly personalities, want to have a good time, seem to really enjoy what they are doing, AND BBBJ IS ALMOST A GIVEN with all. Biggest problem there during the past 10 days is that with only 6 rooms, guys have had to wait for the next available room on several occasions.

La Goviotas (828) has 3-4 hot chicas including the screamer, Sandra. Again BBBJ is just about a given and have heard no complaints about the quality of the service. And at c10000 ($18.50) for 1 hour, it is a really great bargain.

And on a personal note, as the guy who is suppose to know where all the MPs are, I am kinda embarrassed to report that I found a MP that has been in business 1/2 mile from my house for over 2 years. From reading all the post about it on "TICOSEXO" it seems to be the Ticos' most popular place. Saw 3-4 hot chicas and have read several good reports on the quality of the BBBJ, sexo, duplas, double pop sessions. Name is "ENJOY"

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