www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I know a monger named Hoppy,
He likes his BJ's wet and sloppy.
Runs up too many bills,
on thoes little blue pills,
That keeps his C*ck from being floppy.

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Muffdiver and Bill walked down the hill,
to get a cheap Zona Blue thrill.

Muff fell down and got real sick,
but Bill carried on and Pam sucked his dick.

There once was a tica who lived in a shoe
Got a house full of K*ds don’t know what to do
She sucked and phucked all the gringos around
When its time to pay the rent this tica could'nt be found

Little miss tica laid on a tuffet
With her legs spread open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said WOW that pu*sy is wide

Little jack black sat in a corner
phucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch C*m
Said hell of a gringo am i

Littlle (fill in your favorite VIP) fell off the wall
Cause a hoe from the Blue marlin was sucking his balls
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Could'nt put that fat motherfucker back together again

Georgie Porgy gave up pudding and pie,
now he phucks Latin whores and gets real high.

Shaves his head and his balls to become Mr. Nutz,
then takes his brothers out on tours for sluts.

I once met a monger named Scuba,
Mongers all over the world except Cuba.
Every night he got laid,
Banged a Presidente maid,
and got rid of the guy with the tuba.

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El Ciego once made me frown
He cockblocked me while on the town
I payed for his next chick
Who unbeknownst had a dick
Then I rearranged his hotel furniture around

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Little Del Rey Muffet, sat on her tuffet
deciding on which C*ck to lick.

It wasn't a spider, that crept up beside her
but Mikey B's 3-inch dick.

She was about to offer him a Ch**drens discount because it was so small,
when that crazy fat pucker,Humpty Dumpty, fell off the wall.

The commotion caused caos amoungst the bevy of whores
and they all ran bull legged toward the front doors.

Mikey was scared himself and at first didnt know what to do,
until he decided to walk to the park and look for his friend Little Boy Blue.

Hickory dickory dock,
And jagerbombs around the clock
With orgies and whores
And drama galore
GetRhythym and Ruffnutz like to see each others C*ck

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I went out on the town looking slick
Met a lady who said yes really quick
I liked the smell of this lady
And went down for some daty
The next thing I saw was her dick

Circus is pretty cool, as far as cool guys go
But no matter what he tries, he just can't bang a ho

No matter what he says the girl will get paid
Ol' Circus, poor Circus just cannot get laid

Maybe it's his beard where you'll find misplaced food
Or excess mini-vodkas that spoil the mood

The carboard box "Suite" may not be his best bet
With that cheapness, only rain will help get the girl wet

Not even the moonwalk can earn him some game
no, not even "cien" can help earn him a dame

The girls just don't like him and his tired plays,
But the feeling is mutual, it goes the both ways

Cuz little ol' Circus, that cynical Phuck
When it comes to the ladies, he's had the worst luck

This girl gave him herpes, that girl gave him crabs
That one gave him something that left him with scabs

Yanori, the one with the unusually large clit
While doing her anal, on his bed she did shit

Fernanda so lovingly gave him the clap
Julie poured hot coffee right on to his lap

Two hundred pound Ivania, oh what a disgrace
started menstruating while sitting on Circus' face

Jessica broke his nose when he refused to tip
Sophia gave him something that made his dick drip

So what is a guy like poor Circus to do
First they treated him bad, now they leave his balls blue

If he can't land a girl in Del Rey or the street
Some lotion, his hand and some porn can't be beat

But the tv is broken, the lotions all out
But that won't stop Circus, oh no, not a doubt

Just as long as arthritis don't get in the way
Some spit and a tight grip will help make it his day

Rosey Palmer will always be Circus' "favorita" babe
Cuz in C.R., ol' Circus will NEVER get laid

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

For Hans Solo


I once new a man from the states
whose trip to Cr couldn't wait

but when he got there
he found his count almost bare

Cause he rubbed one out on the plane

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" I have neither the time nor the inclination to expain myself "

My first trip ever to the Hotel Del Rey,
Where chica hunters and mongers play.
Ran the gauntlet with a smile,
but soon after awhile,
Realized I was the hunted and just chica prey.

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A girl I once knew in Costa Rica
A cute little spinner , a local Tica

Turn you inside out for only a dollar
Let you pull her hair and make her holler

But alas she's gone , she's all worn out
seems a local american really made her shout

Over and over he used her like a toy....
Oh Vegas Bob your such a bad boy

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" I have neither the time nor the inclination to expain myself "

Del Rey whore, Del Rey whore, youv'e got a plan;
Try to make me C*m just as fast as you can.
Suck it, and phuck it, then out the door you go;
Run back to the bar to make some more dough.

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All the girls want good ol Paco
to spend all night slamming their Taco

But when he finally gets bare
and they see nothing there

Ol Paco performs more like "Jaco"

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" I have neither the time nor the inclination to expain myself "