www.CostaRicaTicas.com

GR is a stud - no denial
Pulls chicas with nary a smile
Next trip he'll repose
With Florida up close
Oh well he'll just do it RIO STYLE!

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

Ok, here's one that came up after seeing Ron Medellin's video, and it's based on when a certain member was contemplating moving to Costa Rica a few months ago:

GR's going to move, so they say
Gonna pack and drive to San Jose
I just don't understand
Why he'd leave his home land
Aren't there plenty of dudes in LA?







Just kiddin,' old wingman, just had to keep the joke alive!

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

At the Carboard Inn on a midnight dreary,

Circus pondered, weak and weary.

Over many a quaint Skidmark and curious volume of forgotten whores.

He scratched his balls while gazing, gazing hopefully evermore,

"Alas, no chicas, " he muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--

Only some passed gas and nothing more."

He recalled, too late, it was Semana Santa in the bleak Year End;

With few Little Darlings to cajole or ear to bend.

And, as each separate empty mini wrought its ghost upon the floor,

Eagerly he wished the morrow -- vainly he sought to borrow

From his spartan napkins surcease of sorrow,

sorrow for the lost Little Darling 4 x 4.

Nameless here for evermore.

Never, Never, Nevermore.

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(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.

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Have been reading the forum regularly for the past few weeks in preparation for my first trip to CR on 6/8 - 6/15. Couldn't resist adding to this fine collection.


There once was a Fox, Quick and Blue,
Who was late for his hourly screw,
As his balls were swellin,
An idea was gellin,
A hand job from the taxista will do.


El Pato

Did I win yet?

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

WTF, can't you see this is an old thread, or is the pepper spray still in your eyes

There once was member named Cujo
On rolls all his money did he blow
When a chica accepted a date
She sealed her fate
And her culo was gaped till tommrow

There is a member named Jazzbo,
his dog is named Perro Suckio,
They like to visit ID and Harlo
They wished they had game like Cujo
unfortunately they are just lameo's

Here we go 'round the Delrey bush,
The Delrey bush,
The Delrey bush.
Here we go 'round the Delrey bush,
until early in the morning.
These are the whores we'll pick this night,
pick this night,
pick this night.
These are the hores we'll pick this night,
and phuck until early in the morning.

Nice try but I don't do dogs--I'm strictly a cat guy. I leave the slavishly devoted canines to the likes of you...who can't seem to find it any other way.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Meow That's no dog that's a goat with it's ass shaved walking backwards

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"I'm a victim of coicumstance!"

There once was a man called "bangbang".
With him many a monger did hang.
He could tour 50 places and see pretty faces,
and quote currency of hags verse braces.

He led a fine crew in December
All their damn names I cannot remember
We taxied up fast
For a squirt that could blast

And he dropped me a GG for action.
The girl he suggested was tight traction.
I banged, and I showered and secretly on her feet I pissed
Melissa was fine, with a tight little vine, but Im sure next time I'll be dissed.

You aint no Busta Rhymes