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This is the only place that I could ask this question:

What to do when your 18 yo baby sitter is flirting with you?

So far, I am just pretending that it's all my imagination.

I'm 50, divorced, and she is wearing these short shorts, tight shirts, tits bulging, she's stunningly attractive. I go to shake her hand and she moves in for the cheek peck.

I'm phucked. I need to fire her ass. You know that I'm a dog. But she is a stone cold fox. She looks like Natalie Wood in West Side Story.

Feedback, mongers.

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- Steely Dan

Go back, Jack .... Do it again.

In order to provide useful feedback you need to take a few pics of her for us to look at first.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Not easy to get pics without looking like a perv of some kind.

I found her myspace page but it is private.

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- Steely Dan

Go back, Jack .... Do it again.

Well, she is legal, but if you live in a town where gossip hurts, you may set yourself up for a world of hurt if you date her. Sounds risky.

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Hit it and post a trip report

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In honor of Jimmy V week, "Don't give up, don't ever give up!"

Flirt back.

You need to stick it in her pooper.

Rub one off and then move on...

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Steely Dan

First, I must say that I wish I were in your shoes and had a hot 18 year old feeding me a fantasy.

Second, the irony of your post, along with your screename is so ironic that it almost hurts. The fact that Steely Dan was the name of a William Burroughs dildo is one thing that I would bet she is unaware of. The song "Hey Nineteen" where the band exclaims that the protaganista is ignorant of the queen of soul should tell you that you are probably fishing in troubled waters. If I were you, I would take PR's advice.


'sorry, too many foo foos for me tonight.

ciaociao

If you need a hot 18 yr old then I suggest you get on a plane and head to CR. As far as flirting back and contemplating seeing your fantasy to fruition...my advice is to NOT make that mistake. My feeling is that you will look back on a few possible hours of delight and wish that you would have been a lot smarter about the entire episode.

Start looking for another sitter then find a better reason for letting her go than to simply fire her ass

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A friend of mine got involved with the baby sitter.She was young and hot. He divorced his wife and married the baby sitter.Move forward 15 years.The babysitter is now a fat lazy cow with 2 K*ds, the xwife is a mutimullion dollar real estate shark and still looks good for her age. Young girls these days use there sexuality like a loaded gun in the hands of Ch*ld. This is definately a "buyer beware" situation.

life is short, gossip exists in small towns, truthful or not, and the oppoptunity for a 50 ish dude to bang an 18 year old virtually does not exist in the states....


Thus..Bang her tonight, tomorrow night and the night after...but don't give her a raise

I have enjoyed all of the hormonal responses to this thread. That said, there are unforseen risks to porking an 18 year old gringa in your home turf when you are 50. Perhaps her Dad has aconcealed carry permit and an old fashioned attitude as far as his daughter goes. On the lighter side, she just might be the High School slut shedding herpes

Moral of the story: don't ask us. Do what you want and then be sure to remember to tell us about your adventure or misadventure.

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Dan,

In order to determine if it is indeed in your mind, we need more information.

Describe her better, tell us exactly what she's doing, get some pictures of her, and tell it slow, REAL slow.

Some of us here have teenage daughters...as well as "old fashioned" attitudes...not to mention...CARRY PERMITS

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