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LIFE IS BACKWARDS
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school you become a K*D, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby,sucking on tities and getting bathed then, you spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off ......as an Orgasm ? Hoooooorah !
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Throughout the history of mankind there has never been one shred of evidence that supports that life is serious..........
Don't believe everything you think ............
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