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 Post subject: Gringa versus latina
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:36 pm 
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A Gringa visits the husband store looking for a husband. The store has 6 floors, the rules are if you pick a floor to shop then you have to pick a husband from that floor or advance up to the next floor.

The woman looks at the sign for the first floor "men with jobs", she sighs and goes to the second floor, the sign reads "men with jobs who help with the housework. The woman smiles and advances to the third floor.

The sign on the third floor reads "men with jobs who help with housework, and are romantic". The woman smiles some more and goes up to the fourth floor.

The sign on the fourth floor reads "men with jobs who help with the housework, are romantic, passionate and love the lord". The woman srtops, smiles, and goes up to the fifth floor.

The sign on the fifth floor reads "young men with jobs who help with housework, are romantic and passionate, love the lord, and love to spend hours whispering kind words tt their wives" . The woman is now smiling from ear to ear, she puts her hands over her heart and can't wait until she gets to the next floor. She goes up to the sixth floor.

The sign on the sixth floor reads, "you are visitor 66,789,354 to this floor. There are no men here for you. Thank you for visiting the husband store"


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:37 pm 
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Where do you think the tica's, nica's, Domincans and Colombiana's would be stopping and picking one???


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:57 pm 
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They would do well to just have one from the 1st floor for a change. :)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:59 pm 
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Paesano63,

The husband store has been posted here twice before. Both times in the proper venue for that kind of posting "Smack Talk & Fun Stuff!"

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:15 pm 
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Paesano63 wrote:
Where do you think the tica's, nica's, Domincans and Colombiana's would be stopping and picking one???
Women are women not matter where they come from, they would go to the sixth floor too...unless they are lazy, in that case, first floor it is! :twisted:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:29 pm 
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next time I'll post in the proper area!!! Already sent it and realized it might have been better elsewhere...

I've only been a paid member a few months so I'm still learning..... would like to share my thoughts and knowledge with you guys...


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:00 am 
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Paesano63 wrote:
next time I'll post in the proper area!!! Already sent it and realized it might have been better elsewhere...

I've only been a paid member a few months so I'm still learning..... would like to share my thoughts and knowledge with you guys...


No problem amigo, welcome aboard :D

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