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A man and a woman met at a bar. They started getting
along really well and they decide to go to her place for a drink. A few
drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then
took off his socks and washed his hands. The woman looked at him and
said, "You must be a dentist." Flabbergasted, the guy responded,
"Why yes! That's amazing; how did you determine that?" The woman
replied, "Easy. You keep washing your hands." Well, one thing led to
another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and more
passionate and they made love. After their passionate deed was done,
the woman remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!" The doctor was
very surprised, and said, "Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist. Wow!
You amaze me! And how did you know THAT, my dear?"
His lover retorted, "That's easy. I didn't feel a thing."

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go".

"From now on, when I say
BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make
love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's
heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as he now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he
said "Mary, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged because
since you were able to jump in and save the life
of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.

I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I
put him there to dry.

Why are terrorists so quick to commit suicide?

Let's see now:

No premarital sex.

No oral sex ever.

No booze.

No Titty bars.

No playboy channel.

No organized sports of any kind to speak of.

Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"

phucking sand everywhere.

Ever fish at an oasis? (and I'm not referring to a MP)

Rags for clothes and hats.

Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your
left.

Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is that
music?
Shit
can't tell.

Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung.

Prayer four times a day.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's.

Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!