www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I am writing to all of you CRT guys to warn you of something that happened to me as I am the victim of the latest scam. This happened to me at the Monmouth Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how it works.

Two really good looking women come to you as you are loading your bags in the front seat of your car. One starts by cleaning the windshield with Windex and a rag while the other comes to you, says "Hi" as she bends over with her gorgeous breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg for a ride to Monmouth Park. You agree and since your bags are in the front, you tell them to get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wedneday, Thursday and Friday, but couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Sounds like an average week in CR.....getting assaulted day after day........they pull the disappearing act all the time.

And..........I love their excuses.

Here is one......I went to visit my mama, she lives far away. 5 hours by bus and 1 hour by horse! I laughed right in her face, the sad thing is, in CR, she could be telling the truth?

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GG
"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

ROTFLMAO
That phucking great!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Muffdiver wrote:



Hopefully this "scam" will find its way to Costa Rica. What a deal, a lesbian show and a BJ for the 1000 colones I carry my wallet

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Pura Vida
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