www.CostaRicaTicas.com

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS TAKE HOME UGLY MEN
Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY
Perkins Library, Duke University

IF LIVE IS A WASTE OF TIME, AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIMEOF OUR LIFES.
Armand's Pizza, Washinton, DC

FIGHTING FOR PEACE IAS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA

IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COME BACK WHEN YOU HANVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR.
HELL, DO BOTH; GET MARRIED

IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.

IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS?

EXPRESS LANE: FIVE BEERS OR LESS...

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom:
"NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GO HOME ALONE"

A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB:
IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBBLE WITH IT.

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Respectfully,

Muff

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"FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY"
A buddy of mine put that on the back of a letter he sent to me from Vietnam in 1971 except he put "F**KING" and it still made it through.

I stopped into a bar in St. Louis this fall to watch a football game and they had a sign over the bar:
"We serve only the finest wines. Did you bring any?"

Sign above the urinal at "Frankie's Sport Bar" in Atlanta:
"If your bat is too short, step up to the plate."

I think of that one everytime I walk into the men's room and there's a puddle in front of a urinal.

Reminds me of (for those who can remember):

What does Falstaff beer and having intercourse in a canoe have in common?

It's phucking close to water!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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