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Gabriel came to the Lord and said; I have said to talk with you. We have some Puerto Ricans up here who are causing problems. My horn is missing, Mojito sauce is all over their robes, plus they are making Guayaberas from their new robes. They have Domino tables all over the cafeteria, and they are wearing those straw hats instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on heaven's stairway, they are setting up C*ck fights in the clouds, and some of them are even walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "Puerto Ricans are Puerto Ricans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my Ch*ldren. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

Gabriel calls and the Devil answers the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute. The Devil returned to the phone and says, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you? Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you are having down there..." when the Devil interrupts Gabriel and says, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel says, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil then said, "Man, I don't believe this... hold on!"

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. When the Devil finally returns he says, "I'm sorry Gabriel but I can't talk right now. Those damn Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are now trying to install Air Conditioning units all over the place!"
( I'm Puerto Rican, therefore I can get away with this!!!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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