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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:38 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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Location: Esportsmen's Lodge
Just for you germaphobe: (have you run out of clean towels yet?)

-During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises from touching door handles, flushing commodes, etc. (probably 115 penises hanging at the HDR all day :) )

-An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. :x

-In a year you will have swallowed up to 14 insects - while you slept.

-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. :twisted:

-Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. (or 6 times with Hand-Solo) :lol:

-In a lifetime 12 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.

-At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (no wonder you skipped Handy's wedding)

-Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. (probably MUCH more hanging out with that CRT crowd at Happy Hour.) :?

HAVE A GREAT DAY... and don't forget to wash your damn hands!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:28 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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That's some good sh*t! ROTFLMAO !!!!
....Now wash your damn hands !!!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:17 am 
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Thanks for sharing :shock: .........now exuse me while I go throw-up

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