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 Post subject: Puppies
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:58 am 
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A man and his eight year old son are walking through the park when the little boy sees two dogs humping and the little boy asks; “Daddy! Daddy! what is that one dog doing to that other dog?”

The father starts to sweat and is agonizing over how to answer his son because he isn’t prepared to tell him the facts of life. But, he can’t think of what to say and blurts out “They’re making puppies son” and prays that his son won’t ask him any more questions. Luckily, the little boy is distracted by a squirrel and to the great relief of his father doesn’t mention the incident again.

Two weeks later the boy walks in to the parent’s bedroom while they are making love. The little boy says “Daddy! Daddy! What are you doing to Mommy?” Again the father breaks out in a cold sweat and all he can think to say is: “Well son, we are making little brother or sister for you.”

The little boy scratches his head and pauses for a moment and says, “Well turn her over, I want puppies!!!!” Here’s to making puppies!!


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