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"Sure, the lion is king of the jungle - but airdrop him into Antarctica, and he's just a penguin's bitch."
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids? When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you up the ass with her clit.

What's the difference between a penis and a prick? A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.....A prick is the guy who owns it

Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? For better traction in the mud.

What is the definition of confusion? 20 blind lesbians in a fish market.

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. "Do you wash?" the doc asked the smelly young girl. "Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible." "Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible."

A drunk man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits for the bartender to mix his cocktail, he notices a woman alone at the end of the bar. When his drink comes the drunk says "Hey b-b-b-artender. Give that douchebag at the end of the bar a drink The bartender tells the drunk to keep his voice down, but the drunk is belligerent. "Give that douchebag a drink, dammit!" he shouts. The bartender is angry. "Sir, I will not permit you to sit here and call a lady names." The drunk persists. "For the last time, bartender, bring me my drink and give that douchebag down there a drink, too!" Attempting to quell the growing disturbance, the bartender approaches the woman and apologizes for the behavior of the drunk. "The gentleman insists upon buying you a drink, ma'am. What's your pleasure?" The woman replies, "I'll have a vinegar and water!"

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Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!