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A CRT man sits down to breakfast.

His son's image is on the Cheerios box.
His daughter's photo is on the cover of Money magazine.
His girlfriend is the centerfold of Playboy.
His boat is on the cover of Salt Water Fishing.
His dog is on the cover of Field and Stream.
His engraved shotgun is on the cover of American Rifleman.
His house is on the cover of the Robb Report.
His jet plane is on the cover of Flying.
His car is on the cover of Road and Track.
His Latina live in maid was the CRT Tica of the Month.
His wife is on the back of the milk carton.

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PacoLoco: "You pay for it one way or another."
Ace: "Rent everything, do not buy in Costa Rica"