REASONS FOR DIVORCE
A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she "beat
him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without asking
for permission."
A man in Tarritville, Connecticut, filed for divorce because his
wife left him a note on the refrigerator that read: "I have gone
to the bridge club. There'll be a recipe for your dinner at
7 o'clock on Channel 2."
A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina, filed for divorce
because his wife "was always nagging him in sign language."
A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced her husband because he
forced her to "duck under the dashboard whenever they drove past
his girlfriend's house."
A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the
grounds that he "stayed home too much and was much too
affectionate."
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