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An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was
amazed at what good shape the guy was in.

The doctor asked,"To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a monger and that's why I'm in such good shape.
I'm up well before daylight and out mongering all over the gulch"

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still
alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he mongered with me
this morning, and that's why he's still alive ... he's a monger."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said,"You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's
still living! How old is he?

The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he
went mongering with you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because
he got married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old
guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to

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