Hippy got on a bus and sat next to a beautiful young nun.
"Gosh, sister, you're so sexy, I would love to bang you!" he said. Outraged and disgusted, she stormed off the next stop.
Hippy said to bus driver, "I guess I blew that..." Driver said "I know how you can get her...get a Jesus costume at the Halloween shop and every night at midnight she prays behind the church in the garden, show up, tell her you're Jesus and order her to have sex with you".
Hippy shows up at midnight in costume, sure enough, she's there praying. Hippy says he's Jesus, demands sex. Nun says ok, but Mother superior checks young nuns p*ssies every night to make sure they never had sex, could they go anal?
Hippy excitedly agrees and really drills her hard. In the end, he says "I have a surprise for you, sister...I'm not Jesus...I'm the hippy on the bus!
Nun says "And I have a surprise for you...I'm not the nun...I'm THE BUS DRIVER!!!"
_________________ Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...
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