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Okay, so a boy and his grandfather are going fishing. On the way to the lake, they stop at a convenience store. The grandfather buys a can of beer and some chewing tobacco, and the boy buys a scratching card. When they're back in their truck, ready to head out to the lake, the grandfather opens the can of beer and takes a long drink. At this, the boy asks, "Hey grandpa? Can I have a drink?" The grandfather then replies, "Can your dick touch your ass hole?" The boy says, "No..." to which the grandfather replies, "Then there's your answer." After this, the grandfather opens the can of chewing tobacco, and puts some in his mouth. The boy sees him doing this and asks, "Hey grandpa? Can I have some?" The grandfather says to this, "Can your dick touch your ass hole?" The boy says, "No..." To which the grandfather says, "Then there's your answer." The boy, now feeling disappointed and a little angry, starts to scratch his scratching card. After scratching three spots on his scratching card, his eyes light up and he starts exclaiming, "Yeah! Grandpa! I just won a million dollars! Yeeeah! Whoo!" The grandpa, surprised, gets a greedy look on his face..."You're gonna share some of that money with your ol' grandpa, right, sonny?" The boy then replies, "Can your dick touch your ass hole?" The grandfather then says, "Yes..."
"Then go Phuck yourself"

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