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A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by the lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man
gets his luggage out of the car, he hops in to a boat to go fishing.

He is all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and
goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man
happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man
and mentions his behavior.

"I know it's none of my busness, but I was wondering why you weren"t having sex with your new wife."

"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."

"Well, what about anal sex?"

"Couldn't do that: she has diarrhea."

"There is always oral sex."

" Nope, she has pyorrhea."

"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did you marry her?'

"Thats easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"