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Joe is teeing off from the Black Tees. On his downswing he realizes that
his wife Mary is teeing up on the Red Tees directly in his way. Unable
to stop his swing he nails it and hits her directly in the temple and
kills her instantly.

A few days later Joe gets a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Joe, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to
the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that
correct?"

Joe: "Yes sir, that's correct."

Coroner: "Joe, I also found a golf ball wedged up her ass."

Joe: "Was it a Titleist 3?"

Coroner: "Yes, It was."

Joe: "That must have been my mulligan."

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