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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.













In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.






This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her
to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.






Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state






During the next few minutes,
he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing,
and he had been let go.













It was unlikely that, at the age of 59,
he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
and therefore, they were financially ruined.













Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits
and interest totaling nearly $1 million.













Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.













She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.













Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak,
but finally he found his voice and blurted out,

'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

His funeral was last week.

Old farmer and his donkey would sneak out by the shade tree unseen from the farmers house and rest and enjoy nature everyday, he told his wife they were plowing fields.

Since the farm was small, the wife knew they plowed the fields in much less time and set out to find them.

She came upon them both dozing and started chewing out the farmer, then told him the old donkey wasn't working that much anymore and not worth the feed, she wanted the vet to put him to sleep and get a new one.

The donkey kicked the old gal in her head and she went spinning to the ground dead.

At the funeral, all the women approached the farmer and he kept shaking his head "yes".
All the men approached the farmer and he kept shaking his head "no".

A rather observant K*D approached the farmer and asked why the women were all getting "yes" and the men, "no".

The farmer explained the women were all saying how pretty she looked, how young she looked, how at peace she looked, how tragic she was no longer with us....

And the men kept asking if they could borrow the donkey.....

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