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One of the really popular flacas down here (who is a lesbian) told me I was the only guy to ever make her C*m...and I didn't even have sex with her

Then there was the time I banged a girl in a women's room of a bar in Matamoros, Mexico...and later banged the same girl in a (very public) hot tub on South Padre Island in front of a few thousand other folks there on Spring Break. Moved it to her condo and after, find my car was stolen. Call cops and as I come down the glass elevator, here come the cops pulling my car over into the same parking lot I'd left it. Turned out my roommate got a ride to the island and used the spare key to go get our stuff as he found us a place on the Island not in Brownsville. And he got arrested for DWI. Only blew a .07 ('88) so they let him go. Same girl invited me to St. Louis for July 4th for a hell of a nice time.

Yes, I've got skills

Had a GF who would occasionally let out a fart when she had an orgasm. She was embarrassed at first but said the orgasms were much more intense when that happened. It became more and more frequent so I knew she was bearing down to let one out when she came. One time she bared down a little too hard and crapped the bed.

So I literally, phucked the shit out of her.