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"I am." is the shortest sentence in the english language. Does anyone here know what the longest sentence is? Place your guess below and I'll post the answer tomorrow.

YO Prolijo-puzzler:
I would tend to think that "Go!" would be a shorter sentence.
As to the longest sentence........ a number of married or ex-marrieds would probably answer "I do."

Then again, I don't know shit anyway......except...."I'll drink to that."

You got it, Circus. Spoilsport!

Okay, here's another puzzler.

If a gringo is talking in the rainforest and there's no gringa there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Think about this one:

"I, is someone else."

YO Prolijo:
Son, you have got too much time on your hands. Wow man, that sounds like something old Circus and CRdreamin use to comtemplate with our flock of love maidens while we rolled our own under the stars and sang folk songs in the early 60's. Peace.

And yet.......When I venture into the jungle do I worry when half way in or do I retreat when only half way out or do I go diagonally with indecision and then go both ways.

Damn, I just forgot my name, thought or why I'm even here.......I need a drink...bad.

After that last joint in the 60's,I could never figure out if the two stars that represent Orion's belt ever burned out,would his pants fall down?

CR Dreamin'

Answer>>>>> NO, they would 'hang-up' on Beetlejuice , the big one yonder

Cygnuts

Wow and I thought I did a lot of drugs in the 70's, or was it the 80's, you guys have me beat.

The one about Orions belt is too deep for me.

Is the gringo talking in Spanish or English? Which rain forest ? Is it in CR?