A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a good looking, older Missouri fella in his mid-forties and the
other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This
is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good
or you're history. Here's your equipment ~ chair, whip and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the
gun and steps right into the lions cage. The lion starts to snarl and
pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws
open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead
in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet
and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several
minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life." He then turns to the Missourian and asks,
"Can you top that?"
The fella replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."
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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
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alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine
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