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How can you tell if a turd is living in your underwear drawer?




Skid marks....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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What do turds like to watch on tv????

Bowl games...ha ha ha ha

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

How can you tell if a turd's been in your fridge?

It will turn the light on for you when you open the door....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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Why don't turds play poker ?

Because they don't want to get a flush...

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

What do you call ice cream with a turd on it!!!!

Not very good...just not very good.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

What do you call a turd in a suit?
Mr. President.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Can't polish a Turd

What my brother calls taking a dump--dropping the boys off at the pool.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

THE RITUAL
This turd occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

My granma from brooklyn used to say.... turdy turd and turd!

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

So there's two guys sitting on a bridge over a river
They see a turd floating down the river
Turd says "come on in fellas, the water is fine!"
One of the guys says, you believe that shit?"