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Floridadonor2011
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:51 pm 
Haven't heard from her yet ( Bit.ch must be busy with new year clients ) . I gave her my magic jack# . lol
Seems like a hooker as you said. At this point , I am willing to spend some money on local hooker too :P
I got a week off at work, but didn't go to CR as according to professional mongers, its a dead week there. I'll have to wait few more months.

Btw I hooked up with never married , overweight 5' 3" , 34 years, old gringa from POF . I am meeting her tomorrow when she gets off from work . Plan is starbucks and then beach. She lives about an hour drive from here. Seems like decent woman to me. But all I want is to get laid . Pus.ssy is a pu.ssy :!: :idea: :P .She doesn't have any ki.ds. Hope she is tight ;)

I am also talking with exotic & gorgeous, florida born middle eastern heritage gringa
( no k.ids, 5' 5" )who is only 31 years old. Solid 9 on scale . She wants to be friend first . We will be meeting in few days. I am treading very carefully on that one.
Its new year and GAME is ON !! Thx JG


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Hardwoodjoe
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:26 pm 
Not a Newbie I just don't post much!

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I registered on this site and all my matches come up 45-60 big belly women, Ive read some of these threads and you guys seem to get good matches...do you somehow request slim and pretty? I ve had no luck and now seem that I cant get laid in a whorehouse with a hand full of fifties...
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Asco1410
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:37 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!
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Take a shower and 2 fifties to HLH and you will do fine my friend

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Rac
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:43 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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A single fifty will get you a fine time with a legend if you're a registered guest at HLH.
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Kb9ora
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:34 pm 
Masters Degree in Mongering!
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That is one way to get closer to them. Another way I found while staying there was to tell the bartender to put a meal she was ordering on my room, but to keep it as a surprise until the food arrived. That helped me with a few of the ones who were unsure of me at first.

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Rac
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:49 pm 
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+1.

Food works well. Especially food at a nice restaurant outside of the gulch. I've found it to be well-worth the money.
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Floridadonor2011
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:58 pm 
HJ

you might find these useful.

1) Put your age 5-6 years less than your current age in your profile. Remember your goal as monger is to f.uck them . So its okay to lie about your age. Later on if they make a big deal about it , tell them that you posted your profile long time ago and then deactivated it . But when you rejoined the website and reactivated your profile , it won't let you change your age. OR you can tell them that you forgot to edit your age ;)

You can also lie about your marital status. Put single and avoid Divorced ( if you are divorced ). Many of these b.itches have never married or lie about their marital status . As we know most of them have babi.es out of wed lock .

Lie about your income . Lie about your job title. Lie about your education

2) Get in shape in case if you aren't. Lose that Beer belly. Stop smoking or put non-smoker in your profile.

3) Dye your hair . No greys. Get a short haircut and post those photos


4) Post your pics wearing trendy clothes. That means no levis or wranglers. Most women are smart when it comes to brand names. They've spent their half of their lives in shopping malls. Many of them have also worked in Macy or similar stores and know men's brands very well.
Don't tuck your T-shirt. Not even polos. Don't ever put country music as music you listen to . Put your music taste as hip hop , reggae etc if you are digging young chic.

5) Never never post any pic showing of yourself in bar making V-sign or middle finger gesture :P
Some juvenile jerks think its cool but most women past 30 years age actually dislike that club / beer scenes.

6) Never send them messages with compliments like " You are very preety, You are gorgeous , Beautiful etc etc. . Instead comment on something that they wrote on their profile . For an example if they posted pics in gym or park, comment about what kind of workout they are into .. Like P90x, cardios , etc. This is just an example. You can comment on anything on their profile. You can ask them about their pets . What breed is it ? ... . blah .blah..

7) Last but not least . Get your Pics professionally Photoshoped if you are ugly or if you wanna look younger ( especially when you lie about your age ). :P . ( I am personally thinking about doing that ) . We live in a very shallow world were people first judge you based on how you look. :roll:


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Hardwoodjoe
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:13 am 
Not a Newbie I just don't post much!

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Wow !! Those are some good pointers....Ive done most of this wrong and now I know why they run like Ive got Ebola virus. Im in wranglers 100% of the time hell I even got married in them....Maybe why she didnt stick around....my best man was in a tux....I also have to change my music genere....Bob Wills isnt popular anymore...Im 47 in pretty good shape walk 5 miles on the treadmill a day. Work in the oilfield on drilling rigs overseeing mud /gas separation on call 365 24/7, no junk foods so the stamina is certainly there....I will have to completly redo my profile as it does seem Im way older than I really am. Thanks for the tips and I will keep you posted on the outcome...
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Floridadonor2011
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:40 pm 
Np

Here is one more .. This may actually sound controversial but.....

#8) Create couple of fake female profiles in 20-30 range & 30-40 range with hot pics taken from internet. This helps you study profiles of other males. You can do so now with your male profile but they all will think that you are gay and would invite wrong kind of attention LOL :P
Observe what shi.t they are putting out there and derive the best out of that crap. Also you'll start getting tons of messages from horny a-holes.. Analyze how they behave and don't repeat their mistakes. One main reason gringas have set their bar very high because these jerks give them fake and exaggerated compliments. Even fat and ugly ones are told they are beautiful and one in a million ( yep.. Beta males from politically correct society where you've to be nice at all times ). This makes gringas think that they are God's gift to mankind ... :roll:

I created a lesbian profile on Aff ( F looking for F ) and really enjoyed flirting with femme lesbos ( avoid stud types, butches ). Lesbians send intimate pics and talk really dirty. You'd be surprised how dirty these girl on girl talks gets ( licking pu.ssy.. eating clit .. rabbits etc ). :P For me it was the most erotic sh.it ever. In the end they'll figure how that you are male but who gives a flying f.uck . Break their curious hearts and move on to another lesbo.

Goodluck



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