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Responding to recent criticism of football game picks, the CRT Shit Flinging Howler Monkey released a statement to the public Monday suggesting that perhaps they could do better, since they're obviously so smart.

At a press conference Monday, visibly upset the CRT Shit Flinging Howler Monkey addressed key points of the ongoing selection process, such as its cost and time involved.

"In fact, I'll pay for it!" said the CRT Shit Flinging Howler Monkee, extending his wallet toward the assembled CRT press corps. "Here! Here's, let's see, $14.75. Go ahead! You go ahead and figure the pics! Find the winners! What? This $14.75 isn't enough? Do you wish you had, say, about $87 billion to use right now? Well, well, well. How quickly things change."

"And, to top off my challenges in flinging shit at the posted list, some low rent phucker slipped me a Diacourt mickey, that's right! a phucking Diacort mickey".

"No, no,no, no", he continued, "I have studied these matters for decades and decades; I have served in countless challenges. And what have the others done? Read the CRT Weekly Report a few times?.....pitiful!"

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