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You are at Walmart. What 3 items that you purchase together would most likely freak out the cashier?

I'll start:

Astro Glide
Duct Tape
Catnip mouse.

Your turn.

R4M4E

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Rio4Me4Ever is on a constant quest for premium trim.

I suspect the OP had an altered state of consciousness.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

I was picking up some cat food at the vet in Escazu when I saw a leather black dog collar and a 4 foot leather leash for only $22.00.

So I laid them on the counter. He asked if I had a dog too ? I decided to tell the truth and I did reply that I have crazy novia.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

first the cashier is the standard 400 lb cutie/ second I buy tuna fish and Peas 60 cans at a time/

She says to me, "You must like tuna and peas" Me-- " No I only eat the food I hate" Her " WHY"

"If you only buy the food you hate, then you will not too eat much " Her " if I had to eat only what I don't like then I never eat "

BINGO We have a winner. BUT again this is Wal Mart, so that went right over her head


Had this same conversation several times at 2 different Wal marts

By the way I do like tuna fish ( makes a great quick lunch/snack, especially since then went back and started adding dolphins parts again to each can ) and peas are easy to cook

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

*stolen from the interwebs:

Hamster
KY jelly
Richard Gere poster.

Pregnancy test
Rubbing alcohol
Wire hanger.

From the "Cool Story Bro" file:

At one point back in the 90s I once went into a large drugstore and bought:

--"D" batteries
--Astroglide
--Condoms
--Hershey's chocolate syrup

Sadly, the cashier did not bat an eye. She was either unshockable, or it didn't occur to her that those items could all be used simultaneously.

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"Buy the ticket, take the ride." --Hunter S. Thompson

Rubber gloves
clothespins
duct tape
surgical mask
pliers
Heavy duty garbage bags
pacifier
gorilla glue

So it's more than 3. I'm doing a 3some.

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I am NOT a Cien Boy!!